Around the NHL: Part XII – RIP in peace Islanders

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Just once I wish we could enjoy the path of least resistance.

Don't get me wrong, the Stars winning tonight and the Avs winning tomorrow would be fantastic, but it would be nice not to have our interests decided by a make or break game 7.

I propose a compromise, a pair of 4-0 wins for Dallas and Colorado, and not having to sit on the edge of the couch for a few hours.
 
Just once I wish we could enjoy the path of least resistance.

Don't get me wrong, the Stars winning tonight and the Avs winning tomorrow would be fantastic, but it would be nice not to have our interests decided by a make or break game 7.

I propose a compromise, a pair of 4-0 wins for Dallas and Colorado, and not having to sit on the edge of the couch for a few hours.
Tell that to Vegas fans
 
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Just once I wish we could enjoy the path of least resistance.

Don't get me wrong, the Stars winning tonight and the Avs winning tomorrow would be fantastic, but it would be nice not to have our interests decided by a make or break game 7.

I propose a compromise, a pair of 4-0 wins for Dallas and Colorado, and not having to sit on the edge of the couch for a few hours.

I'll trade a 4-0 win by Dallas for a 10-0 loss by Colorado.
 
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You know, lost in all the conversations about Dallas reaching the finals, and/or Zucc resigning, the guy posted the highest point per game total of his career this season, and is doing the same in the playoffs.

Overall, he has 50 points in 60 combined regular season and playoff games.
Webster, that you?
 
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Webster, that you?

Zucc read a story to his younger players last night and told them to get a good rest for the big day, today. He's really embracing his role as a mentor to his younger teammates and feels like he is finally appreciated.

This morning he woke up and made himself an omelette and had some chocolate Ovaltine to wash it down. Zucc thinks it tastes better than protein shakes, and he loves watching the sun rise over the ranch he is renting this spring. Texas is really growing on him.

This morning he stood in his closet for 15 minutes and couldn't decide which shirt he wanted to wear to the rink. His red shirt, with the Scrooge McDuck iron-on graphic, has always been a source of good luck for him. He noticed a tiny hole under the right armpit, but he was able to stitch that up without too much trouble. You know, he learned to sew back home, and he finds it's an excellent stress relief.

When Dallas wins tonight, Zucc is going to take everyone out to the local Outback Steakhouse and order a half-dozen Bloomin' Onions. That's his favorite post-game meal with Benny (his nickname for Jamie Benn).

Zucc has been feeling happy lately and is smiling more than he has in a long time. This year took a lot out of him and hopefully this playoff series will bring enough joy that he can stop seeing a counselor for his Post-trade deadline anxiety, or PTDLPTSD as his close friend Hank calls it. They talk every other day on the phone and exchange several text message each day. Zucc's favorite thing to do is send Hank a poop emoji dressed in an Islanders jersey.

It makes him laugh. I laugh when he laughs and then we're both laughing together.
 
Zucc read a story to his younger players last night and told them to get a good rest for the big day, today. He's really embracing his role as a mentor to his younger teammates and feels like he is finally appreciated.

This morning he woke up and made himself an omelette and had some chocolate Ovaltine to wash it down. Zucc thinks it tastes better than protein shakes, and he loves watching the sun rise over the ranch he is renting this spring. Texas is really growing on him.

This morning he stood in his closet for 15 minutes and couldn't decide which shirt he wanted to wear to the rink. His red shirt, with the Scrooge McDuck iron-on graphic, has always been a source of good luck for him. He noticed a tiny hole under the right armpit, but he was able to stitch that up without too much trouble. You know, he learned to sew back home, and he finds it's an excellent stress relief.

When Dallas wins tonight, Zucc is going to take everyone out to the local Outback Steakhouse and order a half-dozen Bloomin' Onions. That's his favorite post-game meal with Benny (his nickname for Jamie Benn).

Zucc has been feeling happy lately and is smiling more than he has in a long time. This year took a lot out of him and hopefully this playoff series will bring enough joy that he can stop seeing a counselor for his Post-trade deadline anxiety, or PTDLPTSD as his close friend Hank calls it. They talk every other day on the phone and exchange several text message each day. Zucc's favorite thing to do is send Hank a poop emoji dressed in an Islanders jersey.

It makes him laugh. I laugh when he laughs and then we're both laughing together.

This is amazing.
 
Outback!? There are vastly superior steak houses in Texas... all over the damn state!

Zucc prefers Outback because it's a source of comfort when he travels.

This one time, Zucc tried to eat at a different steak house and the waiter got his order completely wrong. Zucc sent the order back twice, until someone told him that his server probably spit in it. That totally turned him off from that place and now he only goes to Outback.

Zucc prefers an 8 oz filet and a side of Bearnaise sauce. He also likes to pour the sauce over his baked potato.

This one time in Tribeca, he had a baked potato that looked just like Kevin Hayes. They showed it to Kevin, but he didn't find it funny. Towards the end, Hayes and Zucc weren't on speaking terms. Zucc kept calling him Potato Head, and Hayes said Zucc looked like a greasy haired Danny DeVito. They they got into a fight at practice.

That made Hayes cry.

Then Zibby cried.

Then Zucc laughed.

He's such a little trooper.
 
Under normal circumstances I'd like to see a team win the Cup that has never won one before so I'd be rooting for St. Louis to go as far as possible but with the Rangers involvement I have to root for Dallas tonight.
 
Zucc read a story to his younger players last night and told them to get a good rest for the big day, today. He's really embracing his role as a mentor to his younger teammates and feels like he is finally appreciated.

This morning he woke up and made himself an omelette and had some chocolate Ovaltine to wash it down. Zucc thinks it tastes better than protein shakes, and he loves watching the sun rise over the ranch he is renting this spring. Texas is really growing on him.

This morning he stood in his closet for 15 minutes and couldn't decide which shirt he wanted to wear to the rink. His red shirt, with the Scrooge McDuck iron-on graphic, has always been a source of good luck for him. He noticed a tiny hole under the right armpit, but he was able to stitch that up without too much trouble. You know, he learned to sew back home, and he finds it's an excellent stress relief.

When Dallas wins tonight, Zucc is going to take everyone out to the local Outback Steakhouse and order a half-dozen Bloomin' Onions. That's his favorite post-game meal with Benny (his nickname for Jamie Benn).

Zucc has been feeling happy lately and is smiling more than he has in a long time. This year took a lot out of him and hopefully this playoff series will bring enough joy that he can stop seeing a counselor for his Post-trade deadline anxiety, or PTDLPTSD as his close friend Hank calls it. They talk every other day on the phone and exchange several text message each day. Zucc's favorite thing to do is send Hank a poop emoji dressed in an Islanders jersey.

It makes him laugh. I laugh when he laughs and then we're both laughing together.
This is wonderful, but with one small inaccuracy.

Zucc's favorite chocolatey drink is Bosco.
 
Holland should try to bring some of those Detroit scouts with him. Edmonton needs to find NHL players outside of the first round. They were pretty good at that in Detroit.
 
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Dallas. Win. Please.

For a team like the Rangers, and what they're trying to do, the difference between pick 28 and 50 (or whatever the hell it would be), is SIGNIFICANT.

Having another first round pick is a tremendous asset in this draft --- regardless of whether they use the pick, or package it in a deal.

I almost feel like the Rangers are playing a game 7 tonight.
 
For a team like the Rangers, and what they're trying to do, the difference between pick 28 and 50 (or whatever the hell it would be), is SIGNIFICANT.

Having another first round pick is a tremendous asset in this draft --- regardless of whether they use the pick, or package it in a deal.

I almost feel like the Rangers are playing a game 7 tonight.

Tell Bishop he is playing the Rangers and he will certainly win. I mean they are wearing Blue? Close enough right. Lol.
 
For a team like the Rangers, and what they're trying to do, the difference between pick 28 and 50 (or whatever the hell it would be), is SIGNIFICANT.

Having another first round pick is a tremendous asset in this draft --- regardless of whether they use the pick, or package it in a deal.

I almost feel like the Rangers are playing a game 7 tonight.
Almost verbatim what I told a fellow NYR fan here at work today :biglaugh:
 
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