Around the NHL – Part XL - Mod post page 249

[Boris Zubov]

Nothing-Happens!

 

[duhmetreE]

Francouz is tiny.

 

[will1066]

If Edm pulls this one out, I go back to the Kulak 2-on-1 stop as the turning point.

 

[duhmetreE]

I take back everything good I said about Bouchard last round.

He’s played like a f***ing idiot in this one

He's the dumbest defenseman I've seen in quite some time

 

[Boris Zubov]

Can Hymen almost break through twice in one period? Ladies?

 

[will1066]

The reason Kevin Weekes didn't get the #1 team assignment is because he went to the well too many times with the Draisaitl German engineering metaphor. Like all German cars, Drai is breaking down, and the repairs are costly.

 

[duhmetreE]

I was about to say, McDavid and Drai need to switch. They have no shooters and Drai isn't getting in position to shoot

 

[will1066]

I was about to say, McDavid and Drai need to switch. They have no shooters and Drai isn't getting in position to shoot

I don't care if that's McDavid shooting. That was a dumb goal to give up. The PP was standing still.

 

[DialUp]

the repairs are costly

You know you are 100% right. A co-worker is all like "why are you driving a 2020 Honda Civic Hatchback? You should get a really big BMW SUV like me and my wife, we exude class, luxury and taste."

And I am all like, f* you.

 

[NYR Viper]

Not watching the game but is Landeskog out? Has he returned?

 

[Tob]

Not watching the game but is Landeskog out? Has he returned?

he's fine, got up fine.

 

[Boris Zubov]

You know you are 100% right. A co-worker is all like "why are you driving a 2020 Honda Civic Hatchback? You should get a really big BMW SUV like me and my wife, we exude class, luxury and taste."

And I am all like, f* you.

Go to any german luxury car dealer & ask the mechanics what they drive. Hint, it's not the brands they're paid to fix. Most of them own Accords & Camry's.

Once an Audi, Beamer or Benz is out of warranty, those cars are ticking time bombs. Trade it in before it goes boom.

 

[Raspewtin]

these goalies are just awful

 

[Boris Zubov]

I'd be pretty salty right now if I was an Oiler fan. Bullshit offside ruling in Game 1 & the non call on MacKinnon for that obvious slewfoot have basically shifted this series.

Avs losing Kadri for the SCFs seems like poetic justice.

 

[DialUp]

Go to any german luxury car dealer & ask the mechanics what they drive. Hint, it's not the brands they're paid to fix. Most of them own Accords & Camry's.

Once an Audi, Beamer or Benz is out of warranty, those cars are ticking time bombs. Trade it in before it goes boom.

Bingo. All my friends cars are perpetually in the shop, and they all drive their loaners. I have dealerships calling me off the hook trying to buy my damned Civic.

 

[duhmetreE]

What happened to Keumper? I thought he was supposed to start

Bingo. All my friends cars are perpetually in the shop, and they all drive their loaners. I have dealerships calling me off the hook trying to buy my damned Civic.

Japanese and Korean. Can't go wrong.

Germans are nice if you trade them in every 3 years and have money to burn

 

[Tob]

What happened to Keumper? I thought he was supposed to start


Japanese and Korean. Can't go wrong.

Germans are nice if you trade them in every 3 years and have money to burn

aren't like 5 million KIAs being recalled for spontaneous explosions?

 

[duhmetreE]

aren't like 5 million KIAs being recalled for spontaneous explosions?

that's alright... just living up to the acronym KIA

 

[Boris Zubov]

What happened to Keumper? I thought he was supposed to start


Japanese and Korean. Can't go wrong.

Germans are nice if you trade them in every 3 years and have money to burn

Exactly. I bought an Audi A6 with 70k miles on it & it was simultaneously the best & worst car I've ever owned. I restore classic cars, so I'm pretty handy, but even with buying an special scanner to work on that A6, it was like trying to fix the space shuttle. It got to the point where I would fix something & 2 days later something else would crap out. All with way less than 100K miles.

When I traded that car in to the dealer to buy the Passat I currently own, I was thrilled to be rid of it. With that said, it was the still best driving car I've ever owned. I hated that I couldn't keep it trouble free for more than a few weeks at a time.

 

[DialUp]

Smith. Stop doing that.

 

[Boris Zubov]

Mike Smith ladies & gents

Edit...not his fault. Went off the Dman's leg.

 

[New York RKY]

Also lol at senile Lou for trading Toews.

 

[Boris Zubov]

Game management time....Avs can basically murder people before a call is made this period.

 

[will1066]

Is Nichuskin the best Valeri since Kamensky?

 

[New York RKY]

Game management time....Avs can basically murder people before a call is made this period.

I thought game management was to not allow any shots on Mike Smith?