Around the NHL – Part XL - Mod post page 249

[ajdj10]

Every shot's going to go in at this rate

 

[Brutananadilewski]

I think you seriouslly offer Shesty to either the Flames or Oilers.

Both will be so shellshocked, we could get eithers 1st lines

 

[SnowblindNYR]

This BOA series is somehow crazier than the Rangers-Pens series.

 

[bl02]

I'm not watching but I refreshed nhl.com a few times in the past 5 minutes. What the f*** is actually happening in that game.

pretty much teams shooting and scoring. Zero confidence in either goalie making a save

 

[I Eat Crow]

The Rangers need Draisaitl if Edmonton goes into panic mode. No one can do that kind of zone entry on this roster.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

I think you seriouslly offer Shesty to either the Flames or Oilers.

Both will be so shellshocked, we could get eithers 1st lines

Not suggesting it but I wonder if the Oilers would do Draisaitl for Shesty.

 

[Boris Zubov]

The Rangers need Draisaitl if Edmonton goes into panic mode. No one can do that kind of zone entry on this roster.

We're a terrible skating team. That's a huge issue with our roster construction.

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[Boris Zubov]

I'm not watching but I refreshed nhl.com a few times in the past 5 minutes. What the f*** is actually happening in that game.

Edit: refreshed again! 4-4!? You gotta be kidding me lol

Strong goalie play with lockdown defense.

 

[Brutananadilewski]

The Rangers need Draisaitl if Edmonton goes into panic mode. No one can do that kind of zone entry on this roster.

I'm paranoid with Draisaitl because I think he's a byproduct of McJesus. Yes, he's a center, but I'm more interested with Tkachuk.

 

[FultonReed]

Here we go again. Craziness. LOLOL. 3-2 Oilers becomes 4-3 Flames within like a minute.

By the way, can Hyman break through twice? Yes, yes, it can, it can. @FultonReed

i was told it never comes back but here we are

 

[LokiDog]

Who the f*** is Jarnkroft, Chelios?

 

[LokiDog]

i was told it never comes back but here we are

Game just isn’t tight enough.

 

[FultonReed]

Game just isn’t tight enough.

sure, i'll just choke on my food from laughter. no problem.

 

[LokiDog]

sure, i'll just choke on my food from laughter. no problem.

Some people find choking highly erotic

 

[I Eat Crow]

I f***ing hate this McDonalds commercial. Make it stop

 

[17futurecap]

Who the f*** is Jarnkroft, Chelios?

Pretty wild, first goal in 29 games for him since he became a Flame, we were in on him, Drury would have been killed for that move.

 

[will1066]

I f***ing hate this McDonalds commercial. Make it stop

Ditto this Lexus one. f***ing irritating.

 

[LokiDog]

sure, i'll just choke on my food from laughter. no problem.

What are you eating? Is it hot dog shaped?

 

[Brutananadilewski]

Ditto this Lexus one. f***ing irritating.

Can't be worse than the Lexus winter sale commercials.

Yeah, not only am I going to propose to you with this ring out here in the woods, here's a puppy labrador and right there is your new Lexus!

 

[will1066]

Can't be worse than the Lexus winter sale commercials.

Yeah, not only am I going to propose to you with this ring out here in the woods, here's a puppy labrador and right there is your new Lexus!

Don't forget the giant ass bow!

 

[LokiDog]

Don't forget the giant ass bow!

I thought those commercials were idyllic and adorable compared to Santa driving a red Mercedes and each of his reindeer being nothing more than grey Mercedes.

 

[Boris Zubov]

This series is way more entertaining than the slog in every other series. The NHL needs to pay attention.

 

[FultonReed]

What are you eating? Is it hot dog shaped?

chicken caesar salad and a fat rip of Grease Monkey

you're not gonna believe this, but a bunch of my friends call me hot dog

 

[LokiDog]

chicken caesar salad and a fat rip of Grease Monkey

you're not gonna believe this, but a bunch of my friends call me hot dog

I can’t make a relevant inappropriate joke about ceasar salad, sadly. I did manage to finish the final 6th or so of the tequila and a full bottle of Pinot. Plus a little delta-8 because I’m a light weight.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

This series is way more entertaining than the slog in every other series. The NHL needs to pay attention.

As bad as some of these games have been as a fan I'd still prefer the Canes series to the BOA series and the Rangers-Pens series. I found the Pens series to be highly embarrassing for most of it. We didn't look like a playoff team.