TBH I’d really enjoy a Leafs-Oilers final. That might be my favorite matchup since Canucks-Bruins.
It would be 2 weeks of pure unhinged shitshow and extremely watchable sloppy hockey. Some incident would go down that would still be a hot-button topic 20 years later. Canada would finally get a Cup so they could shut the **** up about it already, and at the same time a loudmouthed Canadian fanbase would still get their hearts completely ripped out. Ideally McDavid would get his Cup and Toronto would have an apocalyptic meltdown online and in real life. Don Cherry would have an actual heart attack. HF servers would be nonexistent throughout all of this. We’d all get back in here like 3 days after the last game and it would be like that first day in the office after COVID where we commiserate on our shared trauma.