Around the League 39: Will Kessel Sign in Winnipeg? The World Waits with Dogged Breath!

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Whew: ESPN’s “expert” picks a Leaf-Oilers final with Jersey winning our division:

Honestly I don't sweat it too much when we aren't picked as favorites because HC RBA is going to have those boys hungry whether we are picked in every publication or no one believes in us. I firmly believe that's one of the reasons that he's at the very top of coaches in the entire league.
 
Athletic view on Canes:
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Laughed at this quote:
" Signing the best defenseman on the UFA market was a bit of a luxury buy, but hey, why not? “His offense is going to be good there,” one analyst told us, “because they’ll let him shoot the puck all day long,”"
 
What any of these people or places picks doesn't matter in the slightest. Fun enough content to debate but it makes no difference.

Athletic view on Canes:
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Laughed at this quote:
" Signing the best defenseman on the UFA market was a bit of a luxury buy, but hey, why not? “His offense is going to be good there,” one analyst told us, “because they’ll let him shoot the puck all day long,”"
I've changed my mind. These analysts are clearly the ones who know what they are talking about.
 
Whew: ESPN’s “expert” picks a Leaf-Oilers final with Jersey winning our division:


TBH I’d really enjoy a Leafs-Oilers final. That might be my favorite matchup since Canucks-Bruins.

It would be 2 weeks of pure unhinged shitshow and extremely watchable sloppy hockey. Some incident would go down that would still be a hot-button topic 20 years later. Canada would finally get a Cup so they could shut the **** up about it already, and at the same time a loudmouthed Canadian fanbase would still get their hearts completely ripped out. Ideally McDavid would get his Cup and Toronto would have an apocalyptic meltdown online and in real life. Don Cherry would have an actual heart attack. HF servers would be nonexistent throughout all of this. We’d all get back in here like 3 days after the last game and it would be like that first day in the office after COVID where we commiserate on our shared trauma.
 
TBH I’d really enjoy a Leafs-Oilers final. That might be my favorite matchup since Canucks-Bruins.

It would be 2 weeks of pure unhinged shitshow and extremely watchable sloppy hockey. Some incident would go down that would still be a hot-button topic 20 years later. Canada would finally get a Cup so they could shut the **** up about it already, and at the same time a loudmouthed Canadian fanbase would still get their hearts completely ripped out. Ideally McDavid would get his Cup and Toronto would have an apocalyptic meltdown online and in real life. Don Cherry would have an actual heart attack. HF servers would be nonexistent throughout all of this. We’d all get back in here like 3 days after the last game and it would be like that first day in the office after COVID where we commiserate on our shared trauma.
you're right, that sounds f***ing hideous

oh wait... you said you would enjoy that? what? why?
 
I can’t buy into the Edmonton or Toronto hype. Neither team improved this offseason.

Trevling traded defense of O’Reilly, Kerfoot, and Holl for more offense in Bertuzzi, Domi, and Klingberg. Those three are horrid defensively too. That is without considering Bertuzzi’s constant injury issues and domi offensive inconsistencies. Their goal tending is still suspect although slightly less because the league bailed them out again with LTIR.

Edmonton will again be banking on RNH having another 100 point season instead of 60. Their goaltending is some of the worst in the league. Their defense is middle of the road. That isn’t a SCF equation.
 
All I want this year is the Canes to win the Cup, eliminating the Leafs int he ECF and Oilers in the SCF, both in OT on highly controversial calls that we can use to troll the shit out of the hockey community for the rest of our lives
I mean, yeah that’s great in hindsight….but I doubt my heart makes it through two OT series clinchers in a row in real time without knowing the outcome.

So pour one out for me if this transpires.
 
I mean, yeah that’s great in hindsight….but I doubt my heart makes it through two OT series clinchers in a row in real time without knowing the outcome.

So pour one out for me if this transpires.
Both in Game 5, obviously

The Canadian media will whine about it for the rest of time, but we'll still have plenty of ammunition to troll them. And then we get to remind everyone that we still won both series 4-1.
 
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