KingsFan7824
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Down Goes Brown: The 20 stages of watching your team make a...
Stage 9: The GM press conference
Pure comedy. You can have your George Carlin and Richard Pryor; there’s no better standup routine in the world than an NHL GM who just signed a terrible contract that he thinks is really good. It’s just a nonstop word salad of meaningless clichés and hackneyed narratives. Watch carefully, and you can actually pinpoint the exact moment where having to hear himself describe the deal out loud makes the GM realize that he’s made a horrible mistake. If you’re lucky, he’ll even drop a quote like “I’m not worried about Year 6 or 7 right now, I’m worried about Year 1” that can become your go-to sound bite whenever you’re about to make a bad decision in your own life.
...and this is the sad fact for NHL fans. The GM of your favorite team never worries about year 6, 7, 0r 8.
Let them keep their job for 10 years, regardless of team performance, and you might get smarter long term decisions. As long as GMs are dependent on the unpredictable performance of 20+ other men, plus the ever changing relationship between players and coaches, you're going to get more desperate moves being made. Even the cap itself, oddly enough, makes GMs more trigger happy. You almost have to take advantage of ELC years for top players, especially now that young guys are getting a ton of money earlier, and you can't cheat the cap with veterans as much as you could before.
There's almost nothing in the GM's favor, which has probably been why they've had to try and find any little advantage over the years. RFA rules are the one area they sort of have on their side, but even then, if you hold strong on negotiations, and your season starts poorly, you might be gone.