Steve Zissou
I'll order you a red cap and a Speedo.
Kopitar on the half wall isn't the worst thing in the world, a lot of teams have their best player set up there to start, the Kings problem is there is never any movement, him and Doughty are just glued to their spots and have almost always been that way. I think with Doughty it's just a weakness that he has had most of his career, Doughty does many great things but his offensive game sense, especially knowing when to jump in is not and has really never been a strength. The fact that he has been glued to the blueline despite having multiple different PP coaches says its likely on him and not anyone else.
The addition of a right shot sniper to play at the left circle, which many teams use would also help out the Kings. Maybe Jarret Stoll can come out of retirement and re-assume that role.
Kaliyev is actually super dangerous on that same half wall that Kopitar likes to lurk during the PP.
He has such a good shot that when the penalty killers play the shot it opens up a lane for others. His fake slapper pass will continue to be deadly when he makes it into the NHL on a full-time basis.