Around the League 14: PLAY GLORIA!

[DaveG]

Kunitz? I dunno man

 

[cptjeff]

Apparently there's a lot of mutual interest between Duchene and Nashville. Remember when we thought we had a good chance at convincing him to stay with us after a trade because he loved country music? Well...

 

[MinJaBen]

This will help us:

 

[A Star is Burns]

Here is Carolinas goalie for 2019-20.

You shut your dirty effing mouth

 

[AD Skinner]

If they wanted to throw ward an office gig for as long as he wants I'd be totally cool with it. But I hope he doesnt play any more games for the canes

 

[Ole Gil]

Vegas showing that just because Toronto GM is stupid, doesn't mean you have to be stupid.

 

[My Special Purpose]

If they wanted to throw ward an office gig for as long as he wants I'd be totally cool with it. But I hope he doesnt play any more games for the canes

Goalie player/coach?

Vegas showing that just because Toronto GM is stupid, doesn't mean you have to be stupid.

This. Times 1000. Dubas is a moron and it's only a matter of time before he gets completely exposed as the fraud he is. The Matthews contract is embarrassing. The Marner contract is sure to be, as well. Dubas/Shanahan and whomever else is making decisions up there simply did *not* have to do this. They used *none* of their leverage and got skewered. And worst of all, backed themselves into a corner where they're going to have to do it again.

But there's no rule that says other teams have to follow suit. I'm simply not worried about Aho's deal getting done, because the people who are criticizing the way the Canes are going about it are the same ones who praised Toronto for getting Matthews signed.

 

[Lempo]

Tone it down, you embarrass us all.



Also, LOL:

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

Finns love their pizza

 

[HisIceness]

I hope when Kakko orders a pizza with ham he gets Canadian Bacon instead.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

I hope when Kakko orders a pizza with ham he gets Canadian Bacon instead.

Based on the level of personality displayed in that video, I’d say he’s a plain cheese slice kind of guy.

 

[Lempo]

Based on the level of personality displayed in that video, I’d say he’s a plain cheese slice kind of guy.

This boy sings roused version on Country Roads when need be. We just don't unneedlessly feign excitement like a trained monkey.

New York. It's there. We've seen pics.

 

[Dishface]

Zucc looks to be not signing in Dallas. No pick for you NY.

 

[Bunch of Jurcos]

Zucc looks to be not signing in Dallas. No pick for you NY.

If there is no realistic chance we could land Duchene then I would very much like to try for Zucc.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

If you want an excited Finn, don't feed him pizza. Feed him alcohol.

 

[TheReelChuckFletcher]

If you want an excited Finn, don't feed him pizza. Feed him alcohol.

If you really want a reaction, feed him salmiakki (cringe)

 

[My Special Purpose]

Zucc looks to be not signing in Dallas. No pick for you NY.

Tom Gagliardi being cheap.

 

[Lempo]

If you want an excited Finn, don't feed him pizza. Feed him alcohol.

If you really want a reaction, feed him salmiakki (cringe)

 

[Roboturner913]

So basically that's their version of Jagermeister?

 

[TheReelChuckFletcher]

So basically that's their version of Jagermeister?

Sort of; apparently SalmiakkiKossu is the #1 alcohol of choice for the Finnish youths. Salmiakki itself is quite unusual: it's a combination of licorice (by itself quite a polarizing ingredient in these parts) and ammonium chloride (aka. salt of ammonia). Incredibly, it's considered to be a "candy" in Scandinavia and Finland.

 

[Lempo]

It's considered to be an incredible candy in Scandinavia and Finland.

ktsp

 

[Navin R Slavin]

It's one of the most disgusting things I've ever eaten tbh.

It tastes like what I imagine smelling salts would taste like.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Brooks Orpik is retiring.

This means...

...wait for it...

...Brock McGinn ended his career.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

ktsp

Inedible sounds more fitting than incredible.

 

[Lempo]

Inedible sounds more fitting than incredible.

It's the same very fine line as is between "you're in for a treat" and "urine for a treat".

But thank you for reminding me that I bought a bag from the store today. NOM NOM.