All Purpose Trade / Roster Building Thread III - the thread where everyone signs somewhere else

[Nikishin Go Boom]

Yall ever live on a farm? With the amount of field mice around you can either load your house up with poison or get a cat.

i dont, so they are fairly pointless to me. maybe when I get that 10 acres I want. Until then, fire them into the sun.

 

[spockBokk]

We got a cat as a pandemic pet. The 4 yr old put her in her carrier, closed the door and let kitty roll down the stairs. We don’t have a cat anymore.*

We do, however, have a new Catahoula pup who, at 45lbs, can hold her own against said 4yr old and also maintain distance from an ornery 12yr old golden retriever/cocker mix.

*PS - Skjei the kitty is living the good life at a friend’s house…

 

[MinJaBen]

And cats over 50 lbs are… Dogs? Bears?

Dangerous.

 

[Tryamw]

In my neighborhood are hawks. they help keep the bunny rabbits and squirrels under control. And I still see tons of both. My cats are indoor therefore they well don't affect the bird pops

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

In my neighborhood are hawks. they help keep the bunny rabbits and squirrels under control. And I still see tons of both. My cats are indoor therefore they well don't affect the bird pops

My cat, when i was a kid, that loved to be outside more than inside was a terror to the squirrels. He rarely got a bird.

 

[MinJaBen]

We have two indoor/outdoor cats, which means we have had indoor/outdoor carcasses. Squirrels, voles, birds, chipmunks….

 

[bleedgreen]

Kind of unrelated but a fun story for some of you.

Pit bulls have been banned in Denver for years after some political pressure following high profile attacks. I lived with a pit bull for years around this time, and she was the sweetest and most loyal dog I’ve ever had. She only got into two tussles, both with other dogs that were the aggressors until she had enough, turned the table and quickly ended the altercation.

Her only struggle in life was a neighbors cat that roamed the street. The cat would sit on our front porch, casually preening and looking bored in the pit bulls general direction....while the pit lost her mind trying to get at it looking through the window. This cat went out of its way for months torturing the dog. I would shoo it away and it would come back ten minutes later just to sit there licking its paws...every now and again looking over its shoulder to give the dog a bored glance.

One day we found tufts of furr and some scraps of cat in the back corner of the fenced backyard.

Good dog. End of story.

 

[Lempo]

Circle of life, foxes eat the cats

Worm eats fox, and bird eats worm.

 

[Lempo]

We got a cat as a pandemic pet. The 4 yr old put her in her carrier, closed the door and let kitty roll down the stairs.

BAH GOD that's music from the film Omen!

 

[A Star is Burns]

Me when this board moves from bad taeks to random off-topic:

 

[WreckingCrew]

Me when this board moves from bad taeks to random off-topic:

We are the ADHD of message boards! Hey, you know what we should do to fix our roster? Cats suck, dogs rule, I need BBQ and alcohol...where was I? Where AM I?

 

[Unsustainable]

@WreckingCrew Only post when drinking

 

[MinJaBen]

We are the ADHD of message boards! Hey, you know what we should do to fix our roster? Cats suck, dogs rule, I need BBQ and alcohol...where was I? Where AM I?

Time to talk housing renovations. I’m about to tackle a DIY bathroom gut and rebuild….

 

[raynman]

Yorkies = big time no. They aren’t really dogs.
Cats have no purpose.

I guess both guys have to go

My family had a yorkie for 15 years and I disagree. He was the funniest and toughest son of a bitch pound for pound I’ve ever met. I wasn’t a fan when he was brought home but we quickly became best friends.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Time to talk housing renovations. I’m about to tackle a DIY bathroom gut and rebuild….

Good luck! What kind of carpet are you putting in?

 

[raynman]

Good luck! What kind of carpet are you putting in?

Carpeted toilet seat too I imagine?

 

[GoldiFox]

Looks like Toronto can't afford to re-sign Zach Hyman. Could the Canes Voltron together McGinn, Martinook, and Paquette's money into one of the league's best across-the-lineup workhorse?

 

[DaveG]

And cats over 50 lbs are… Dogs? Bears?

Babou!

 

[MinJaBen]

Good luck! What kind of carpet are you putting in?

You hit a little close to home with that one…my home. We actually have carpet in our master bathroom….a design choice by the previous owner. That is the bathroom I will be doing next once I learn on the smaller bathroom.

 

[CanesFanBudMan]

You hit or lose to home with that one…my home. We actually have carpet in our master bathroom….a design choice by the previous owner. That is the bathroom I will be doing next once I learn on the smaller bathroom.

We had that too (and in the kitchen) it did not last long once we moved in. The 80s were a weird time

 

[Chrispy]

We are the ADHD of message boards! Hey, you know what we should do to fix our roster? Cats suck, dogs rule, I need BBQ and alcohol...where was I? Where AM I?

If I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times...

Who are you people?

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

You hit or lose to home with that one…my home. We actually have carpet in our master bathroom….a design choice by the previous owner. That is the bathroom I will be doing next once I learn on the smaller bathroom.

I was just joking! What kind of psychopath actually puts carpeting into a bathroom?

Although it's not the worst bathroom feature I've come across recently. I found this on twitter the other day. This is a real public bathroom that actually exists.

 

[WreckingCrew]

If I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times...

Who are you people?

 

[raynman]

I was just joking! What kind of psychopath actually puts carpeting into a bathroom?

Although it's not the worst bathroom feature I've come across recently. I found this on twitter the other day. This is a real public bathroom that actually exists.

I bet I could make it from the top step after a few beers.

 

[AD Skinner]

Looks like Toronto can't afford to re-sign Zach Hyman. Could the Canes Voltron together McGinn, Martinook, and Paquette's money into one of the league's best across-the-lineup workhorse?

It'd be worth it just to hear tripp find all the different jokes he could make around the name