Golf: All Purpose Golf Thread VI | 2017 PGA Tour Season: Here comes Cantlay!

[evolutionbaby]

Pat Perez is putting together yet another nice tournament for an older gentleman that has been battling through injuries....

 

[Hire Sather]

Mark Steinberg might be the most unlikeable man in the sport.

I really can't stand this guy example #130:

A reporter cited some sources stating its unlikely TW will play in the Masters, pretty much what everyone expects at this point, and this is how Steinberg answered.

http://www.golfchannel.com/news/golf-central-blog/woods-agent-disputes-report-tigers-status/

"I have no idea who Mr. Wacker’s really close sources are. I can tell you this, nobody spoke to him (Wacker); so how he could know something that Tiger and I don’t know is comical," Steinberg said. "I talked to Tiger four hours ago on the phone. We’re not in a situation to even talk about playing in the Masters now. He’s gotten treatments and is progressing and hoping he can do it. There’s not been a decision one way or the other. I couldn’t give you a fair assessment, but to say it’s doubtful is an absolutely inaccurate statement."

Asked if Woods has hit balls at his compound on Jupiter Island, or if he has been putting as the report stated, Steinberg answered: “I don’t want to talk about specifics yet. When we’re ready to get into that, we’ll disclose it. He’s working hard at getting better, he’s working hard at progressing."


So he doesn't refute the report, but attacks it. Yeah, okay, let me believe the TW-spin machine on this one.

Tiger could be unable to get out of bed and he still wont officially pull out of the Masters until a week before.

I just don't get it, they take forever to officially pull out of these tournaments when everyone knows they won't be there.

 

[Pavel Buchnevich]

Tiger could be unable to get out of bed and he still wont officially pull out of the Masters until a week before.

I just don't get it, they take forever to officially pull out of these tournaments when everyone knows they won't be there.

Its to build up attention for TW.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

And that is why Rors is the best golfer in the world.

380 yard bomb, wedge to a couple inches. Beautiful golf. When he's dialed in, nobody on the tour has the ability to make the game look as easy as he does.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Despite some of the winners this year, been another pretty boring and underwhelming year on the PGA so far (chewing up and spitting out easy courses isn't impressive, sorry).

Hopefully Rors can get in a groove and make golf great again (as well as save its ratings).

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Let's go Rors! Back to back birds and starting to really roll. Make a double bogey, Kisner, please.

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

seriously rory

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Rors with his 'C' game this week with a stretch of holes of his 'A' game sprinkled in today and yesterday. If he ever learns to mitigate the misses... it won't even be a fair fight.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Wobbl, wat u got against spiders m8?

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

YAS! Make a big number Kisner! Make a triple bogey!

And of course the clown will escape with a bogey. Ugh.

 

[Pavel Buchnevich]

Nice putt, mate

 

[Pavel Buchnevich]

Patty Reed is on Feherty tomorrow.

Where's Dr. Hates John Carlson?

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Nice putt, mate

This'll never stop making me smile.

 

[Pavel Buchnevich]

I gotta start watching NBC more these next couple weeks for this Stanley Cup commercial.

I'm getting pumped up.

 

[Dr John Carlson]

Patty Reed is on Feherty tomorrow.

Where's Dr. Hates John Carlson?

I'd watch it if I had TV.

And I don't hate John Carlson. I am just... hyper-aware of his deficiencies.

 

[Pavel Buchnevich]

This'll never stop making me smile.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

When he completes the career Slam this year, that will be a distant memory.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Once again, the Golf Gods spite Rors. That was an unbelievable chip. Shot deserved to drop.

Man, he makes this game exciting.

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

Wobbl, wat u got against spiders m8?

can't stand em

should change it

 

[Pavel Buchnevich]

When he completes the career Slam this year, that will be a distant memory.

You want to make an avatar bet on who wins the Career Grand slam first? I think both eventually will, but I think Rory's gonna be waiting a long time at Augusta.

 

[Pavel Buchnevich]

By the way, I did pick Rory this week, so I am rooting for him to win this event.

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

Playofffffffffffffffffff

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

By the way, I did pick Rory this week, so I am rooting for him to win this event.

****ing Stenson

 

[Dr John Carlson]

I had Kisner somehow and I haven't picked a winner yet. So, please make it happen.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

can't stand em

should change it

Yeah, I don't care for em either. Way too many down here. Wolf spiders, widows and tarantulas... ugh.

Will change it eventually. Maybe