Golf: All Purpose Golf Thread VI | 2017 PGA Tour Season: Here comes Cantlay!

[MrFunnyWobbl]

He's gunna kill himself at this rate

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Same dude also guaranteed he'd play the Masters last year so we'll see.

It's too bad Tigger is so stubborn he can't see the forest from the trees and refuses to listen to anybody other than his idiotic narcissistic ego.

 

[Dr John Carlson]

All this drama is going to make it that much more satisfying when he breaks through with a couple majors this year.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

All this drama is going to make it that much more satisfying when he breaks through with a couple majors this year.

You think the clown is actually gonna golf this year?

He probably can't even take a step or two without kneeling over. Dude needs a new body and a new brain... not gonna happen.

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

All this drama is going to make it that much more satisfying when he breaks through with a couple majors this year.

I too have dreams

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Pavel actually selected an avatar that isn't ass for once lol

Dembele GOAT. The GOAT deserves a higher quality pic tho.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

What the **** are you doing Rors? Embarrassing display of ****ery.

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

Pavel actually selected an avatar that isn't ass for once lol

Dembele GOAT. The GOAT deserves a higher quality pic tho.

Just about ready to put you on ignore with the spider avatar. Can't stand them.

Can I just disable all avatars some how?

 

[Pavel Buchnevich]

Pavel actually selected an avatar that isn't ass for once lol

Dembele GOAT. The GOAT deserves a higher quality pic tho.

Yes, he is.

Not changing it.

 

[Pavel Buchnevich]

What the **** are you doing Rors? Embarrassing display of ****ery.

Did you see that shot where he almost made it on the fly on one side of the cup, and then it bounces, and spins back just missing the other side. That was pretty cruel. I almost felt bad for him.

 

[Pavel Buchnevich]

I'm two years older than Ryan Ruffels. I now feel old.

He's pretty good though. Not surprising he's in contention. He has over a year to break Spieth's record for youngest in the modern era to win on the PGA Tour. He might do so.

 

[Pavel Buchnevich]

Article on Ruffels. http://golfweek.com/2017/03/15/ryan...spite-trying-first-year-as-pro-arnold-palmer/

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

ruffels v fitzpatrick playoff?

 

[Pavel Buchnevich]

And there he goes down the leaderboard. Nice while it lasted.

Did anyone see the Feherty episodes with Phil Mickelson?

 

[Pavel Buchnevich]

Ser Woof, whats wrong with Rory? I pick him thinking he would play well coming off the good result in Mexico, and the guy lays a ****ing egg.

I think this week is gonna be Matty Fitz's first PGA Tour win. He's playing really well.

 

[Dr John Carlson]

Stenson killed us all in the contest. Five straight years at this tournament T-15 or better and he's missed the cut.

 

[Pavel Buchnevich]

Tiger's going on GMA Monday morning. I think its for a book he's releasing, that he also has a signing for the same day, but at this point, I wouldn't rule out it being retirement.

 

[Preds Partisan]

Stenson killed us all in the contest. Five straight years at this tournament T-15 or better and he's missed the cut.

I know. It seems impossible, yet there it is.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Yes, he is.

Not changing it.

Dembele is disappoint.

Did you see that shot where he almost made it on the fly on one side of the cup, and then it bounces, and spins back just missing the other side. That was pretty cruel. I almost felt bad for him.

I saw that live and just shook my head. Such is Rors' luck, I've come to expect the golf gods spiting him at every opportunity.

Ser Woof, whats wrong with Rory? I pick him thinking he would play well coming off the good result in Mexico, and the guy lays a ****ing egg.

He's a clown and can't stay away from big numbers (or escape with par) when his game goes off the rails. He really sucks at mitigating the misses; his double on 11 yesterday and 17 today were mindbogglingly stupid misses.

 

[Pavel Buchnevich]

Mark Steinberg might be the most unlikeable man in the sport.

I really can't stand this guy example #130:

A reporter cited some sources stating its unlikely TW will play in the Masters, pretty much what everyone expects at this point, and this is how Steinberg answered.

http://www.golfchannel.com/news/golf-central-blog/woods-agent-disputes-report-tigers-status/

"I have no idea who Mr. Wacker’s really close sources are. I can tell you this, nobody spoke to him (Wacker); so how he could know something that Tiger and I don’t know is comical," Steinberg said. "I talked to Tiger four hours ago on the phone. We’re not in a situation to even talk about playing in the Masters now. He’s gotten treatments and is progressing and hoping he can do it. There’s not been a decision one way or the other. I couldn’t give you a fair assessment, but to say it’s doubtful is an absolutely inaccurate statement."

Asked if Woods has hit balls at his compound on Jupiter Island, or if he has been putting as the report stated, Steinberg answered: “I don’t want to talk about specifics yet. When we’re ready to get into that, we’ll disclose it. He’s working hard at getting better, he’s working hard at progressing."


So he doesn't refute the report, but attacks it. Yeah, okay, let me believe the TW-spin machine on this one.

 

[Dr John Carlson]

Turns out Rory does not suck.

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

Turns out Rory does not suck.

shocking isnt it?

 

[Pavel Buchnevich]

Jason Day has low-key been atrocious all season, and even towards the end of last season. I wonder if its an injury.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

My ***** Rors had a hell of a round today.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

How come 20 year olds say they feel old? Wait until you're nearing 30, then you'll know what feeling old really is.