Salary Cap: '24-'25 Salary Thread: Crosbicles Volume MMXXV - Poolman and Poolparty?!?

[CheckingLineCenter]

 

[HandshakeLine]

Nice. I hope whoever we get can PK.

 

[metalan2]

Pettersen traded to Vancouver. I wonder for who or what?

 

[SomeDude]

Nice. I hope whoever we get can PK.

Pius Suter or we riot.

 

[farscape1]

Elliotte Friedman

@FriedgeHNIC


The Vancouver Canucks are trading for Marcus Pettersson from Pittsburgh

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

Please don't be a shit return. Please don't be a shit return. Please don't be a shit return.





lmao f*** off doc

 

[CheckingLineCenter]

lol at Yohe having more access to the Nucks than the Pens

 

[SomeDude]

So, the pick is top 13 protected. What does it turn into when they inevitably get the 12th pick?

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

So, the pick is top 13 protected. What does it turn into when they inevitably get the 12th pick?

I assume next season's 1st, unprotected, like the EK 1st. Dunno though.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Lol you know Sully specifically requested Heinen on that return.

At least it's a first.

 

[metalan2]

So, the pick is top 13 protected. What does it turn into when they inevitably get the 12th pick?

We get next years first round pick.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Also I am very glad I don't have to watch Air Bud on Skates play on this roster for the time being.

 

[SomeDude]

lol at Yohe having more access to the Nucks than the Pens

To be fair everyone else at the Vancouver PF Changs tonight had more access to insider trade knowledge than Bob McKenzie.

"I'D LIKE THE MONGOLIAN BEEF, AND I AM TRADING JT MILLER BACK TO NEW YORK!"

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

Lol you know Sully specifically requested Heinen on that return.

At least it's a first.

And a zero event PKing defenseman to boot! Next round of Dunkin's on Sully!

 

[SomeDude]

I assume next season's 1st, unprotected, like the EK 1st. Dunno though.

Let's go with that and hope JT bullies Igor next year. McKenna here we come!

 

[Turin]

Hell yea JR read my post!!

Getting the Rangers pick rocks. Don’t know anything about the prospect

 

[metalan2]

DOC? I'm still a supporter of the guy, but whatever.

 

[CheckingLineCenter]

- OC gone too

- Hopefully NYR continues to suck and the pick is unprotected in 2026

- I kinda hate Heinen idk why.

- Wonder if they flip Desharnais

- Fenstrom was a top 100 pick last year

Overall good trade IMO.

 

[farscape1]

For us that dont watch much hockey, a run down for those 3 players we got from this trade please.

 

[SomeDude]

Hell yea JR read my post!!

Getting the Rangers pick rocks. Don’t know anything about the prospect

His name is Melvin. I know all I need to know.

 

[Turin]

Danton Heinen > DOC lol

 

[HandshakeLine]

- I kinda hate Heinen idk why.

Because he is Sully hockey personified.

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

Happy they got a 1st for Petts. Happy DOC's gone. Hopefully the pick ends up being in the 13-15 range, or better yet, gets kicked to next season and the Rangers absolutely crater.

 

[HandshakeLine]

His name is Melvin. I know all I need to know.

If they don't play the riff from "A History of Bad Men" when he scores, then the trade is a bust.

Happy they got a 1st for Petts. Happy DOC's gone. Hopefully the pick ends up being in the 13-15 range, or better yet, gets kicked to next season and the Rangers absolutely crater.

Yeah, them plummeting to like 2OA would be sweet. I like rooting for failure.

 

[SomeDude]

For us that dont watch much hockey, a run down for those 3 players we got from this trade please.

Heinen is a roster/contract dump, Desharnais is a cap dump, and Melvin appears to be a boom/bust type winger whose best asset is his shot based on my 2 minutes of reading scouting reports.