Let's play a fun game: F*ck Face-era GM MadLibs.
"Hey, Veach -- yeah, it's _____________ with the Commies."
Options:
RR and the Martys
Vinny Sir Asshole
Scott McCloughan
Bruce Allen
"Listen, we hear Rashee's got a bit of a situation. We were wondering if you might be willing to sell? What's that? Yeah, we figured you might release him, but, look, we don't want to take the chance of not getting him on the open market. Right. So we were thinking of something along the lines of __________________."
Options:
Pick swap -- our '25 2nd and 3rd for KC's 3rd and 4th
A 3rd plus a conditional 1st if he gets a sentence of less than 15 months
Jon Allen
Two 7ths and a handle of Beam
For a six figure retainer i’d lock rice in his house every offseason, chill on the front porch, and tweet nothing but quotes from my favorite movies on his account every day. He’d thank me later
He's probably got a pool, a pond. Pond'd be good for you.