Rumor: 2024-2025 Trade Rumors and Free Agency Talk | The Slow Crawl to the Season

[AvsFan4]

Off topic kind of, but can Parker Kelly play C?

 

[the_fan]

Vegas lost bunch of key players from their cup year

 

[John Mandalorian]

Off topic kind of, but can Parker Kelly play C?

Here’s another question. Did his parents overcompensate for having a first name as a last name by giving him a last name for a first name?

 

[Alienblood]

Fire CMac the team is trending backwards.

 

[LOFIN]

Fire CMac the team is trending backwards.

Aside from the Nuke situation, the team is better than in 22-23 and 23-24 IMO.

 

[UncleRisto]

Here’s another question. Did his patents overcompensate for having a first name as a last name by giving him a last name for a first name?

He has patents? Are they pending?

 

[Balthazar]

Makar to the KHL? Not yet.

https://x.com/i/web/status/1821947045332037890

 

[Bender]

Makar to the KHL? Not yet.

https://x.com/i/web/status/1821947045332037890

It's going to happen really, really soon...like mikko's extension.

 

[Ceremony]

Makar in the KHL would be quite funny.

 

[UncleRisto]

Makar to the KHL? Not yet.

https://x.com/i/web/status/1821947045332037890

Well yeah, cause he didn't attend that gala thing. And Cal Foote's not much of an offensive defenseman. In that sense.

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

Makar to the KHL? Not yet.

https://x.com/i/web/status/1821947045332037890

https://x.com/i/web/status/1822360522496610446

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

Makar to the KHL? Not yet.

https://x.com/i/web/status/1821947045332037890

No interest in Quinn Hughes? Bust confirmed.

 

[Hasbro]

No interest in Quinn Hughes? Bust confirmed.

Wait a year.

 

[expatriatedtexan]

I want to live in the universe where Cale turns heel, bolts to the KHL and becomes an absolute gangster both on and off ice.

Kids from Bogota to Banks Island will be getting tatoos of slurpees, skates and skulls.

 

[UncleRisto]

I want to live in the universe where Cale turns heel, bolts to the KHL and becomes an absolute gangster both on and off ice.

Kids from Bogota to Banks Island will be getting tatoos of slurpees, skates and skulls.

The team massage therapist is getting him a slurpee on the bench.

 

[expatriatedtexan]

The team massage therapist is getting him a slurpee on the bench.

I just feel that if we can't win another Cup with this core, at least we can terrify folks by turning this kid into an absolute madman.

 

[the_fan]

I just feel that if we can't win another Cup with this core, at least we can terrify folks by turning this kid into an absolute madman.

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We gonna win one more cup with this core in the next 3 years. Mark my words

 

[missionAvs]

We gonna win one more cup with this core in the next 3 years. Mark my words

3 years? That's a lot more coke for Nuke. You think he can handle it?

 

[the_fan]

3 years? That's a lot more coke for Nuke. You think he can handle it?

Yeah but how many hookers?

 

[missionAvs]

Yeah but how many hookers?

The Avs are gonna have to bring on another whole staff just to cover for Nuke. We should see if there is a "look alike" out there on the planet that we can hire to take Nuke's blood tests and spends his off time in the Denver County library and goes to church on Sundays. Obviously the real Nuke would be swapped in his place for game time but for all intents and purposes the real Nuke would be stashed away in some strip club in Vegas or something.

 

[the_fan]

The Avs are gonna have to bring on another whole staff just to cover for Nuke. We should see if there is a "look alike" out there on the planet that we can hire to take Nuke's blood tests and spends his off time in the Denver County library and goes to church on Sundays. Obviously the real Nuke would be swapped in his place for game time but for all intents and purposes the real Nuke would be stashed away in some strip club in Vegas or something.

Great idea. I mean if presidents of countries can have body doubles, don’t see why we can’t have one for Nuke

 

[The Moops]

Off topic kind of, but can Parker Kelly play C?

He's no Charlie Kelly

 

[jfc64]

Here’s another question. Did his parents overcompensate for having a first name as a last name by giving him a last name for a first name?

The syndrome is already in existence with Ross Colton and Woody Miles. Not to mention Conor Logan and George Alexander.

An Avs phenomenon?

 

[jfc64]

Makar in the KHL would be quite funny.

Makarov?

Or That Larry On-Off guy?

Or a bunch of Crew-tovs?

 

[LOFIN]

What an exciting trade in the absolute deepest part of the off-season.


BWOAH