Rumor: 2024-2025 Trade Rumors and Free Agency Talk | The Slow Crawl to the Season

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I want to live in the universe where Cale turns heel, bolts to the KHL and becomes an absolute gangster both on and off ice.

Kids from Bogota to Banks Island will be getting tatoos of slurpees, skates and skulls.
 
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The team massage therapist is getting him a slurpee on the bench.
I just feel that if we can't win another Cup with this core, at least we can terrify folks by turning this kid into an absolute madman.

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Yeah but how many hookers?:sarcasm:

The Avs are gonna have to bring on another whole staff just to cover for Nuke. We should see if there is a "look alike" out there on the planet that we can hire to take Nuke's blood tests and spends his off time in the Denver County library and goes to church on Sundays. Obviously the real Nuke would be swapped in his place for game time but for all intents and purposes the real Nuke would be stashed away in some strip club in Vegas or something.
 
The Avs are gonna have to bring on another whole staff just to cover for Nuke. We should see if there is a "look alike" out there on the planet that we can hire to take Nuke's blood tests and spends his off time in the Denver County library and goes to church on Sundays. Obviously the real Nuke would be swapped in his place for game time but for all intents and purposes the real Nuke would be stashed away in some strip club in Vegas or something.
Great idea. I mean if presidents of countries can have body doubles, don’t see why we can’t have one for Nuke
 
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Here’s another question. Did his parents overcompensate for having a first name as a last name by giving him a last name for a first name?

The syndrome is already in existence with Ross Colton and Woody Miles. Not to mention Conor Logan and George Alexander.

An Avs phenomenon?
 
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