Rumor: 2024-2025 Trade Rumors and Free Agency - Offseason Edition

[Mighty Makar]

Hmmmm…. Who else got advise for me? She’s not only eyeing , but smiling and stuff. It’s tempting

Don’t do it. Have a Rum for me, pls.

 

[AvalancheSpeedsters]

Nothing. Enjoy your time with your wife and pay no attention to the hot blonde.

Dude, the guy’s only human

 

[the_fan]

Don’t do it. Have a Rum for me, pls.

I’m on my 4th Bob Marley cocktail right now

 

[Mighty Makar]

I’m on my 4th Bob Marley cocktail right now

I got wasted on Monday. I enjoyed watching the Oilers lose.

 

[henchman21]

I’m currently in Jamaica, there is like an evening concert event, there is a super hot blonde sitting across and eyeing me but my wife is sitting next to me. Don’t think she’s noticed but what do I do?

Tell you wife it isn’t cheating if she’s a prostitute.

 

[the_fan]

Tell you wife it isn’t cheating if she’s a prostitute.

Best advice yet!

 

[hockeyfish]

Tell you wife it isn’t cheating if You're a prostitute.

FIFY

 

[henchman21]

FIFY

https://media.tenor.com/Xzhqq5FliXwAAAAM/well-no-no.gif

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1806159548069380276

 

[Murzu]

I’m currently in Jamaica, there is like an evening concert event, there is a super hot blonde sitting across and eyeing me but my wife is sitting next to me. Don’t think she’s noticed but what do I do?

If I was a divorce lawyer I'd suggest this:

Tell your wife that the blonde has been looking at her all night and suggest that you three make it to the hotel room together.

 

[lionsDen]

Hmmmm…. Who else got advise for me? She’s not only eyeing , but smiling and stuff. It’s tempting

Maybe you have a mustard stain on your shirt. Seriously if you have to ask this question you may wanna rethink marriage

 

[the_fan]

Maybe you have a mustard stain on your shirt. Seriously if you have to ask this question you may wanna rethink marriage

Who doesn’t rethink marriage after 1000 years? But anyway, wife was tired wanted to go to bed so I’m back in my hotel room(not with the blonde)

I was tempted to say honey why don’t you go to the room, I’ll be there in a little bit, just gonna finish this cocktail, but I didn’t.

This chick was super hot though. I think she was with her mother who I weirdly thought was hot too.

 

[Iceberg]

If I was a divorce lawyer I'd suggest this:

Tell your wife that the blonde has been looking at her all night and suggest that you three make it to the hotel room together.

That's the best advice, I've seen it work many times...[MOD]

 

[expatriatedtexan]

I’m currently in Jamaica, there is like an evening concert event, there is a super hot blonde sitting across and eyeing me but my wife is sitting next to me. Don’t think she’s noticed but what do I do?

Sounds like the plot of Jimmy Buffett's Whose the Blond Stranger.

 

[lionsDen]

Who doesn’t rethink marriage after 1000 years?

ive never wanted children or to be married. I’m not the guy to answer those questions. that’s something that never appealed to me

 

[Murzu]

Who doesn’t rethink marriage after 1000 years? But anyway, wife was tired wanted to go to bed so I’m back in my hotel room(not with the blonde)

I was tempted to say honey why don’t you go to the room, I’ll be there in a little bit, just gonna finish this cocktail, but I didn’t.

This chick was super hot though. I think she was with her mother who I weirdly thought was hot too.

To me it sounds like "relieving pressure" with your wife or yourself would be just the right medicine! Enjoy your time there pal, I'm at Key West myself!

 

[the_fan]

To me it sounds like "relieving pressure" would be just the right medicine. Enjoy your time there pal, I'm at Key West myself!

Nice…

Here’s to good times!!!!

 

[Murzu]

Nice…

Here’s to good times!!!!

Edited my message a tiny bit

But agreed! We had some bubbles today as we reached Key West. We cycled here from San Francisco, took 2,5 months but we F***ing did it!! Tomorrow back to South Beach to just drink and relax for a week.

 

[Hasbro]

Utah is looking for a 1st pairing D...

His uniform name plate will be "DEFENSEMAN"

 

[the_fan]

Edited my message a tiny bit

But agreed! We had some bubbles today as we reached Key West. We cycled here from San Francisco, took 2,5 months but we F***ing did it!! Tomorrow back to South Beach to just drink and relax for a week.

Yeah well, to quote your edited post, I’ve been here 3 days now, have such a bad sun burn, I don’t think I could do anything in bed anyway with my wife, the blonde or myself. As I’m typing this, I’m trying to find a comfortable position in which I can get some sleep. I used tons of sun screen but it didn’t really help much

 

[Balthazar]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1806183804790526235

 

[SoundwaveIsCharisma]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1806183804790526235

If he’s going to not cut his hair until the Avs win another cup he’s going to look like Cousin It

 

[Pierce Hawthorne]

Who doesn’t rethink marriage after 1000 years? But anyway, wife was tired wanted to go to bed so I’m back in my hotel room(not with the blonde)

I was tempted to say honey why don’t you go to the room, I’ll be there in a little bit, just gonna finish this cocktail, but I didn’t.

This chick was super hot though. I think she was with her mother who I weirdly thought was hot too.

Be honest. How many cocktails did you have when posting this?

 

[expatriatedtexan]

I'll be honest, I came into this thread looking for NHL trade rumors but stayed for @the_fan's wife swap speculation.

 

[Grigowski]

This chick was super hot though. I think she was with her mother who I weirdly thought was hot too.

Mother? Sounds like that hot older woman was her boss.

Dont do cocaine from hookers.....Dont go full Nichuskhin....