Mighty Makar
I hate this fu*ken team
- May 24, 2016
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Don’t do it. Have a Rum for me, pls.Hmmmm…. Who else got advise for me? She’s not only eyeing , but smiling and stuff. It’s tempting
Don’t do it. Have a Rum for me, pls.Hmmmm…. Who else got advise for me? She’s not only eyeing , but smiling and stuff. It’s tempting
Dude, the guy’s only humanNothing. Enjoy your time with your wife and pay no attention to the hot blonde.
I’m on my 4th Bob Marley cocktail right nowDon’t do it. Have a Rum for me, pls.
I got wasted on Monday. I enjoyed watching the Oilers lose.I’m on my 4th Bob Marley cocktail right now
Tell you wife it isn’t cheating if she’s a prostitute.I’m currently in Jamaica, there is like an evening concert event, there is a super hot blonde sitting across and eyeing me but my wife is sitting next to me. Don’t think she’s noticed but what do I do?
Best advice yet!Tell you wife it isn’t cheating if she’s a prostitute.
FIFYTell you wife it isn’t cheating if You're a prostitute.
I’m currently in Jamaica, there is like an evening concert event, there is a super hot blonde sitting across and eyeing me but my wife is sitting next to me. Don’t think she’s noticed but what do I do?
Maybe you have a mustard stain on your shirt. Seriously if you have to ask this question you may wanna rethink marriageHmmmm…. Who else got advise for me? She’s not only eyeing , but smiling and stuff. It’s tempting
Who doesn’t rethink marriage after 1000 years? But anyway, wife was tired wanted to go to bed so I’m back in my hotel room(not with the blonde)Maybe you have a mustard stain on your shirt. Seriously if you have to ask this question you may wanna rethink marriage
If I was a divorce lawyer I'd suggest this:
Tell your wife that the blonde has been looking at her all night and suggest that you three make it to the hotel room together.
Sounds like the plot of Jimmy Buffett's Whose the Blond Stranger.I’m currently in Jamaica, there is like an evening concert event, there is a super hot blonde sitting across and eyeing me but my wife is sitting next to me. Don’t think she’s noticed but what do I do?
ive never wanted children or to be married. I’m not the guy to answer those questions. that’s something that never appealed to meWho doesn’t rethink marriage after 1000 years?
Who doesn’t rethink marriage after 1000 years? But anyway, wife was tired wanted to go to bed so I’m back in my hotel room(not with the blonde)
I was tempted to say honey why don’t you go to the room, I’ll be there in a little bit, just gonna finish this cocktail, but I didn’t.
This chick was super hot though. I think she was with her mother who I weirdly thought was hot too.
Nice…To me it sounds like "relieving pressure" would be just the right medicine. Enjoy your time there pal, I'm at Key West myself!
Nice…
Here’s to good times!!!!
His uniform name plate will be "DEFENSEMAN"Utah is looking for a 1st pairing D...
Yeah well, to quote your edited post, I’ve been here 3 days now, have such a bad sun burn, I don’t think I could do anything in bed anyway with my wife, the blonde or myself. As I’m typing this, I’m trying to find a comfortable position in which I can get some sleep. I used tons of sun screen but it didn’t really help muchEdited my message a tiny bit
But agreed! We had some bubbles today as we reached Key West. We cycled here from San Francisco, took 2,5 months but we F***ing did it!! Tomorrow back to South Beach to just drink and relax for a week.
Be honest. How many cocktails did you have when posting this?Who doesn’t rethink marriage after 1000 years? But anyway, wife was tired wanted to go to bed so I’m back in my hotel room(not with the blonde)
I was tempted to say honey why don’t you go to the room, I’ll be there in a little bit, just gonna finish this cocktail, but I didn’t.
This chick was super hot though. I think she was with her mother who I weirdly thought was hot too.
Mother? Sounds like that hot older woman was her boss.This chick was super hot though. I think she was with her mother who I weirdly thought was hot too.