2023 Tank Thread (Mod post Page 60)

[GunnarStahl]

Since it seems the Ducks will likely finish bottom 5 this year, I figured we should have a thread for discussing the implications of where the f***s will finish in the standings. As well as what factors could affect where they finish.

Tonight was interesting as all bottom 5 teams earned 2 points sans the Ducks and the Hawks.

Hey Folks,

Want to clear some of the air here, Tank talk is not an issue, please talk tank to your heart’s content here, totally understand how critical it is for that Future Potential Top pick. The issue is posting in the GDT, like you want the team to lose or make posts that you are angry they are winning or won the game, or bashing the team for not tanking.

The main reason is, to respect your fellow members. The GDT is about discussion of the game on a live basis and then post game discussion and opinions. A lot of fans are not rooting for the team to lose, and everyone has their views and opinions towards tanking, and may not want to discuss tanking in the GDT

If you guys have any concerns, feel free to PM me or another mod, and would be happy to explain more in detail.

Thanks!

Leo

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[Hockey Duckie]

For 1-3 days. The only way they surge is if The Verbeekening II fails to come to fruition.

A scary possibility is that no one wants our UFA's at the TDL. That would be an epic fail.

 

[WhatTheDuck]

Ducks always seem to have a March surge. I bet they’ll have one this year too

This year it will probably just trip a breaker

 

[Arthuros]

This year it will probably just trip a breaker

In my house, I have to go down to the basement to flip it back on.

*Gasp*

 

[Hockey Duckie]

In my house, I have to go down to the basement to flip it back on.

*Gasp*

In Verbeek's domain, he's handing out candles. Electricity is only reserved when there's more youthful talent on the team.

 

[Kalv]

CBJ is up 3:0 early in the 3rd vs Oilers


Oil should get their head straight and pay up a premium price of a 1st for a premiere defenseman John Klingberg to improve their D


EDIT: Laine magic. 4:0

 

[Frosted Tips]

Campbell done for the night. 4 nothing Blue Jackets

 

[Dryish]

Shouldn't celebrate too early, but it definitely looks like we'll be back on the bottom after this game lol.

 

[Frosted Tips]

4-1 now. I'll never post here again if this is what starts happening

 

[The Midnight Burrito]

4-1 now. I'll never post here again if this is what starts happening

4-2.

 

[anezthes]

Unreal.

 

[Dryish]

Effin' McDavid.

 

[bsu]

You guys really thought cbj would keep lead vs McDavid?

I got a boat to sell you.

 

[Hamilton Bulldogs]

Shouldn't celebrate too early, but it definitely looks like we'll be back on the bottom after this game lol.

 

[TheGoodShepard1]

You guys really thought cbj would keep lead vs McDavid?

I got a boat to sell you.

This is the same team that blew a 3-0 lead after 20 minutes to this sad sack team. AT HOME. They’re true tanking champions

 

[Dryish]

I hate Connor McDavid. I hate him so, so much.

 

[Boo Boo]

Yeah that one felt inevitable

 

[The Midnight Burrito]

4 goals in 8 minutes.

 

[Terry Yake]

the jackets are truly dedicated to the tank. jealous

 

[TheGoodShepard1]

Jack Roslovic with two third period goals to give Columbus a 6-4 lead with 5 minutes to go. Can they hold on?

 

[anezthes]

Jack Roslovic with two third period goals to give Columbus a 6-4 lead with 5 minutes to go. Can they hold on?

Can you not?

 

[Dryish]

I love the Blue Jackets. Get f***ed, McDavid.

 

[Terry Yake]

jackets win!

 

[TheGoodShepard1]

Jack Roslovic with two third period goals to give Columbus a 6-4 lead with 5 minutes to go. Can they hold on?

Yes they can, 6-5 winners. Back to the basement and they swept the season series against Edmonton

 

[anezthes]

Never a doubt.

 

[Kalv]

You guys really thought cbj would keep lead vs McDavid?

I got a boat to sell you.

What about that boat?