I'm so confused.
You started by by writing this:
"Now look at him in San Diego. He's near the top 5 in WAR on a team that's in a hotly contested division for a team that's really only being let down by its bullpen. Meanwhile the Red Sox are playing hot potato at shortstop until Mayer is theoretically ready to play and have had a cavalcade of crap come down the pike every night while barely holding on to a wild card spot."
Perhaps I'm misinterpreting, but I take this as you making a case that Bogaerts is better off with the Padres, who have been objectively worse than the Red Sox this year. You brag that he's "near the top five in WAR on the team", which is both a low hurdle to clear for a $25 million/year player, and dismissive of the fact that he's on pace to have arguably his worst offensive season since he was a rookie.
I point this out, and your response is not to acknowledge that the Padres are the most disappointing team in baseball or that Bogaerts is having (...by his standards) a miserable season, but to move the goalposts and complain about how the Red Sox' 3rd, 4th, and 5th choices at shortstop aren't very good?
But I'll play your game. The Red Sox don't have a decent shortstop at the moment. Give it another week or so, and they'll have a 2x All-Star playing the position.