Pre-Game Talk: 2023/24 Training Camp

[Alex Jones]

Somebody tell Byram this is only a preseason game for the sake of his own health.

He can't stop himself from starting shit that's who he is

 

[Ararana]

Somebody tell Byram this is only a preseason game for the sake of his own health.

Everyone in the universe knows that's not going to happen. For better or worse, we're getting feisty Bo.

At least he's going to get some PP1 time tonight. Too bad half his unit can barely make the Eagles.

 

[MarkT]

He can't stop himself from starting shit that's who he is

 

[JLo217]

Wouldn't hate for someone to accidentally knock Kolesar out of the game...

 

[SaltySkywalker]

Mack always seems to have some sore around his lips (not herps I don't think). I think that dude just licks his lips way too much or something.

 

[Avs9296]

Mack always seems to have some sore around his lips (not herps I don't think). I think that dude just licks his lips way too much or something.

It's a side effect of his generational AE/60.

 

[SaltySkywalker]

This group as a whole tends to tell jokes ad nauseum (chickpea pasta needs to die), but if there's one theme that needs to stick this season, it better be @the_fan's wife.

 

[SaltySkywalker]

See guys, I knew you all were overreacting! It was just family issues that Nuke had to attend to. Good guy Val always there for the fam.

Willing to bear arms to protect his family if necessary!

 

[the_fan]

This group as a whole tends to tell jokes ad nauseum (chickpea pasta needs to die), but if there's one theme that needs to stick this season, it better be @the_fan's wife.

The only theme that needs to stick the whole season is the hooker conversation. Anything else is just jibber jabber

 

[Balthazar]

I'm not sure why but Mack looks like he aged 7-8 years this summer.

 

[Avsboy]

I’d like to see MacDermid rope down from the jumbotron and land on Kolesar, WWE style

 

[SaltySkywalker]

The rest of the league really let the Avs steal him for a mill. They’ll regret it.

Winning really does beget winning. We may not still land the big name FA's, but it's been refreshing to have guys actually want to be here and be apart of what we've built in Colorado. Enjoy it while it lasts, sports fans.

 

[SaltySkywalker]

I expended the last of my anger towards Nuke when I eliminated him from the elimination game. As far as I'm concerned now, if Nuke's not doing lines out of a hooker's asshole then he's not ready for the season.

And boy did he take the subtraction to heart!

 

[AvsGuy]

Chickpea pasta deceived me, for whatever reason I thought they replaced a lot of the carbs with proteins. Nope. Just lots of protein added to the same amount of carbs I usually get from stuffing my face with pasta

 

[UncleRisto]

Chickpea pasta deceived me, for whatever reason I thought they replaced a lot of the carbs with proteins. Nope. Just lots of protein added to the same amount of carbs I usually get from stuffing my face with pasta

And it's much more fiber, so there's added awfulness.

 

[Ararana]

Mack always seems to have some sore around his lips (not herps I don't think). I think that dude just licks his lips way too much or something.

Herpes. It's herpes.

 

[Chiarelli]

I'm not sure why but Mack looks like he aged 7-8 years this summer.

Thought the exact same thing. All in his face

 

[SaltySkywalker]

The only theme that needs to stick the whole season is the hooker conversation. Anything else is just jibber jabber

Seems like we're still talking about your wife either way!

 

[NorthernAvsFan]

I'm not sure why but Mack looks like he aged 7-8 years this summer.

Losing in the 1st round does that to you.

 

[the_fan]

Seems like we're still talking about your wife either way!

Don’t be stupid. Why would I marry a hooker? That would cost me too much money everyday all this years I’ve been married.

 

[MarkT]

And it's much more fiber, so there's added awfulness.

But much healthier. Only athletes need that much protein though.

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

 

[RockLobster]

No Makar & no Tatar at the skate so far lol

 

[JoeSakic13]

No Makar & no Tatar at the skate so far lol

They must have gotten cut