2023-24 Roster Thread #8: A Cam York State of Mind

[Striiker]

I don’t think it would get any funnier than the Flyers trading no one, even adding a useless guy for a 4th, they fall out of the hunt, and Tortorella lets Rocky coach the last handful of games (again).

At this point I’m not sure if I even care if they ever become good again.

I hate the roster, I hate the coaches, I hate the management, I hate the ownership, I hate the media, and I hate 99.999% of the fans. They deserve to be shit for the foreseeable future.

There was no “passing of the torch”… they just scapegoated and got rid of most of the best and most likable players in the span of two years and then frantically added assholes and idiots at every level. Theres no link between the team/players I liked and the current franchise.

So yeah, just let it all burn.

 

[pooch]

I also hate a lot of the fans.

 

[GKJ]

A traded Walker and injured Seeler brings up interesting possibilities for what that defense will look like over the next 2 weeks given who they’re playing.

 

[Appleyard]

Flyers are at 94 point pace...

if they play at that pace for the last 19 games they will probably be ~50:50 to make it.

Devils are probably done now. (will need to play at ~120 point pace to get in)...

but Isles, Caps and Pens "only" would need ~102-108-111 point pace to pip the Flyers even if the Flyers play the same as have all year... with a difficult schedule. And ofc only 1/3 would need to do that.

 

[DancingPanther]

Holy mother of god….was looking at the Flyers upcoming schedule and had to chime in with you fine folks here. How was this even allowed to be put together?

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What a test for your hardworking group.

I'm hoping for 1 win and it all comes crashing down.

 

[DancingPanther]

At this point I’m not sure if I even care if they ever become good again.

I hate the roster, I hate the coaches, I hate the management, I hate the ownership, I hate the media, and I hate 99.999% of the fans. They deserve to be shit for the foreseeable future.

There was no “passing of the torch”… they just scapegoated and got rid of most of the best and most likable players in the span of two years and then frantically added assholes and idiots at every level. Theres no link between the team/players I liked and the current franchise.

So yeah, just let it all burn.

I definitely won't be a fan again until the Bob Clarke regime ends

 

[Tripod]

I'm hoping for 1 win and it all comes crashing down.

Will be some fun after we trade assets for a goalie and don't sell off the pieces we should.

Good times ahead

 

[ponder719]

They're never going to do it, but they should be getting their backup goalie as a throw-in to a Laughton trade. Maybe get Raanta out of CAR along with their #1 this year and a middling forward prospect.

 

[GKJ]

They're never going to do it, but they should be getting their backup goalie as a throw-in to a Laughton trade. Maybe get Raanta out of CAR along with their #1 this year and a middling forward prospect.

Carolina ain’t doing that. If they’re going to blow their 1st, more likely it’s for a scorer.

 

[FLYguy3911]

It’s Jover.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Technically if they consistently choose the wrong road, I can’t reasonably express disappointment when they do it again. This is a me problem.

 

[Chinatown88]

I for one am utterly shocked that this is the route this franchise continues down.

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

It’s Jover.

Cool... so... we're gonna get worse and Brink will take the blame for Ginning sucking?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

We live in a society.

Maximum Pain™, always and forever.

 

[TB87]

Technically if they consistently choose the wrong road, I can’t reasonably express disappointment when they do it again. This is a me problem.

“It is best practice to never sell high. If you get the opportunity to do so, lock up said that player to term. Gotta get attached to replaceable players. This is the way.”

- The Flyers in perpetuity

 

[BernieParent]

Technically if they consistently choose the wrong road, I can’t reasonably express disappointment when they do it again. This is a me problem.

Agreed. At some point, it is on us to ignore Lucy holding the football.

I for one am utterly shocked that this is the route this franchise continues down.

 

[ponder719]

The Danny Gesserit: We must not score. Goals are the room-killer. Skill is the little death that brings the fans elation. I will miss my shots, and I will permit pucks to pass over me and through me.

 

[Curufinwe]

They signed Tippett when he was injured, too. Almost like they feel sorry for these guys.

 

[mr figgles]

Cool. How long until we find out his foot was completely shattered, and it’s going to need to be completely reconstructed?

 

[Cody Webster]

So he started out in a regular jersey and then put a non-contact jersey on?

 

[BernieParent]

They signed Tippett when he was injured, too. Almost like they feel sorry for these guys.

Reward for service.

 

[Beef Invictus]

The really big picture is they won't win a Cup in our lifetimes

I'm just glad the memorial lemon tree we are growing for our dead dog will have enough time to reach full adulthood and evolve sentience before they win. I want it to be able to enjoy it. It is a good tree.

 

[Fight4yourRight]

So he started out in a regular jersey and then put a non-contact jersey on?

Probably saw Staal going full re-**** and thought better of it.

 

[LegionOfGloom]

I'm just glad the memorial lemon tree we are growing for our dead dog will have enough time to reach full adulthood and evolve sentience before they win. I want it to be able to enjoy it. It is a good tree.

Unfortunately, the tree will likely have died before this team wins a championship.

 

[Danko]

I'm just glad the memorial lemon tree we are growing for our dead dog will have enough time to reach full adulthood and evolve sentience before they win. I want it to be able to enjoy it. It is a good tree.

Can it block shots?