2023-24 Roster Thread #6: A Hall of Famer, a doctor, a policeman and a moose walk into a bar with a Bundy...

[Flyerfan4life]

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we dont kink shame here. but maybe just this one time we should..

 

[Starat327]

Everyone’s political opinions are terrible, contrast that to I, who only has amazing political and non political opinions.

P.S. While you’re here, can you vote for me and HCette today for the full day Kindergarten in Marlton? I don’t think I’ll be able to make it to the booth today since we’re still in the hospital.

Oooh, this is a sore subject. Happy to DM this one if you feel inclined, lol.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

That thing needs to be spray painted black and lit on fire. Does a crock of shit burn? Let’s find out

 

[ajgoal]

That thing needs to be spray painted black and lit on fire. Does a crock of shit burn? Let’s find out

If you douse it in enough jet fuel. It really screws up your sinuses long term though.

 

[Magua]

Try to put up empty points against bottom feeders now, Morgan!

I haven’t watched. But he’s setting up premium chances that are going unfinished. No doubt he is scapegoated (again) for the Kings loss. The coach irrationally hates him, and a trade is inevitable.

 

[bennysflyers16]

Try to put up empty points against bottom feeders now, Morgan!

I haven’t watched. But he’s setting up premium chances that are going unfinished. No doubt he is scapegoated (again) for the Kings loss. The coach irrationally hates him, and a trade is inevitable.

Creating the most chances per any Flyer, its now pathetic.

Jones and Torts hate the kid, it's as simple as that.

 

[Curufinwe]

The Flyers have allowed a whopping 39 goals this season under Torts. Guess how many Frost has been on the ice for?

 

[bennysflyers16]

The Flyers have allowed a whopping 39 goals this season under Torts. Guess how many Frost has been on the ice for?

39 ????

 

[Curufinwe]

Oh and the "PHD" line have the worst ES GF% out of the forwards while playing, limited, easy minutes. The next worst is Noah "accountability" Cates.

Player Season Totals - Natural Stat Trick

 

[trostol]

Danny..do Frost a favor and trade him to a good org

 

[Tripod]

Try to put up empty points against bottom feeders now, Morgan!

I haven’t watched. But he’s setting up premium chances that are going unfinished. No doubt he is scapegoated (again) for the Kings loss. The coach irrationally hates him, and a trade is inevitable.

Torts scratches everyone.

 

[Magua]

The irony of Briere being GM and Sharp being a special advisor to the GM — two very good players who were f***ed around with at the same age before being traded for pennies — is not lost on me. If the irony is lost on them, they’re hopeless.

It would’ve been a good confidence builder game, if that was Tortorella’s real motivation. Maybe Frost could’ve potted a PP goal as the net front!

 

[deadhead]

Briere was bounced around until he finally won a starting spot at 24.
Sharp didn't emerge as a top 6 player until he was 26.
So they might be more patient than you expect.

 

[sauce88]

Briere was bounced around until he finally won a starting spot at 24.
Sharp didn't emerge as a top 6 player until he was 26.
So they might be more patient than you expect.

Briere very well could be, but this coaching staff sure isn't.

 

[Illini Flyer]

Try to put up empty points against bottom feeders now, Morgan!

I haven’t watched. But he’s setting up premium chances that are going unfinished. No doubt he is scapegoated (again) for the Kings loss. The coach irrationally hates him, and a trade is inevitable.

Yikes, back to not watching for me

 

[freakydallas13]

Torts scratches everyone.

Torts saw the new Blackhawks allegations and started thinking up ways he was going to punish Frost for them.

 

[Redpath]

The irony of Briere being GM and Sharp being a special advisor to the GM — two very good players who were f***ed around with at the same age before being traded for pennies — is not lost on me. If the irony is lost on them, they’re hopeless.

It would’ve been a good confidence builder game, if that was Tortorella’s real motivation. Maybe Frost could’ve potted a PP goal as the net front!

Briere and Sharp have the cliche ready for the inveitable post-Frost trade press conference:

"A change of scenery was the best thing that ever happened to our careers. Frost needed that change of scenery, too."

 

[Sombastate]

Torts is a shit head.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Try to put up empty points against bottom feeders now, Morgan!

I haven’t watched. But he’s setting up premium chances that are going unfinished. No doubt he is scapegoated (again) for the Kings loss. The coach irrationally hates him, and a trade is inevitable.

Every time anyone defends the team, the team responds by taking a dump in their mouths as they try to utter the defenses.

 

[Curufinwe]

Briere and Sharp have the cliche ready for the inveitable post-Frost trade press conference:

"A change of scenery was the best thing that ever happened to our careers. Frost needed that change of scenery, too."

That would be fine if the Flyers were going to get good value for him, but the pissy little coach is ensuring that they won't.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Briere was bounced around until he finally won a starting spot at 24.
Sharp didn't emerge as a top 6 player until he was 26.
So they might be more patient than you expect.

The lesson there isn't what you think it is. Stop defending these failures. It always blows up in your face.

 

[Redpath]

That would be fine if the Flyers were going to get good value for him, but the pissy little coach is ensuring that they won't.

Good value would be nice too, but I'd prefer a reflection on why our scenery supposedly wasn't good enough for Frost to flourish.

 

[pooch]

I admire the consistency of the Flyers organization....they are shit from top to bottom, year in and year out.

 

[Cody Webster]

I was totally expecting York to be scratched for all three games during this road trip as he's back playing in his home state.

 

[Columbus Hockey Dad]

The Invisible Man has been scratched. Called this one during the Kings game thread. Time to face it folks, Frost just never developed.