Blud, please
Brighton went to the Theatre and handsomely won. Yeah, Spurs also beat United, but that was home and all the fans on here would even admit that the Devils had numerous chances in that game they didn't capitalise on.
Spurs playing a new system that other teams haven't really adjusted to which is why they're winning lost to Fulham (lol) and needed 40 minutes of extra time along with a red card to squeeze by Sheffield United. Fam, your schedule has been about Burnley, Brentford without Toney, Bournemouth, and the Blades. Talk about the Johnstone Paint Trophy level competition and you lot are here acting all high and mighty (you get to play Luton like two weeks from now as well). Don't worry, a real squad with real 4 and 5s will show you how it is done on Sunday when Mind the Gap becomes the next major scientific principle since Sir Isaac's Principia was released in 1687 (Spurs last major trophy).
I will avatar bet any of you lot for the rest of the year to 2024 for the smackdown that will take place when Ange ball gets ripped to shreds by the true covenant of premiership football. It's going to be like a Flawless Fatality on MKII, Lui Kang bicycle kicks on repeat bruv. Spurs going to fall harder than Enron stock.
What do Spurs and fine wine have in common? They both spend all their time in the cellar, cost too much, and only show up on certain occasions. Bomb.