Brooklyn Rangers Fan
Change is good.
OMFGOnce upon a time, there was a list. A pessimistic list, done by a optimistic man with too much time on his hands.
This pessimistic list, by an optimistic man, was a feeble attempt at humor, or humour in England.
He tried not to make it too (not to or two) off-color/colour. There (not their or they're) was simply too (not to or two) little patience for comments that could fall into an uncomfortable gray/grey area.
This man, named Edge, based his list off comments he received from people who seized upon his work, albeit far too close to the draft for Edge to take two minutes to spell properly.
Chief among the concerns from those in the field were the correct spelling of names by those who perceived Edge was getting lazy.
People would shriek like sheikhs if the spellings of Kreider and the Niedermayer brothers were wrong. But how would they react if Nino Niederreiter was included in the mistake?
How could they trust Edge's list if they couldn't tell Ozzie Wiesblatt from Stephen (not Stepan or Steven) Weiss, nor know Niederbach and Neighbor from Byfield, to say nothing of Schneider, Reichel and Greig.
Ultimately, they forgave Edge and decided he must be tired and confused from talking about Lafreniere, Laferriere and Lapierre.

A REALLY long, boring Zoom meeting.