Kevin Musto
Hard for Bedard
- Feb 16, 2018
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Here's how you play out the scenario:
Stan Bowman calls Kyle Dubas
Kyle Dubas picks up the phone
STAN: Hey, Kyle. This is Stan.
KYLE: THE Stan Bowman? I'm your biggest fan.
STAN: Who isn't?
KYLE: That Strome trade was generational. How'd you pull it off?
STAN: Chayka is a nerd.
KYLE: Wow, Mr. Bowman. You're so cool!
STAN: Listen, Kyle. I'm here to discuss a trade.
KYLE: What are you proposing?
STAN: A one for one trade. Brent Seabrook for Mitch Marner straight up.
KYLE: You must be joking.
STAN: They have KFC in Toronto don't they?
KYLE: Well yeah, but-
STAN: Then I see no problem.
KYLE: Except for the fact that the value is way off. Why would I ever take that deal?
STAN: Because if you don't, I'm offer sheeting Marner.
KYLE:
Stan Bowman calls Kyle Dubas
Kyle Dubas picks up the phone
STAN: Hey, Kyle. This is Stan.
KYLE: THE Stan Bowman? I'm your biggest fan.
STAN: Who isn't?
KYLE: That Strome trade was generational. How'd you pull it off?
STAN: Chayka is a nerd.
KYLE: Wow, Mr. Bowman. You're so cool!
STAN: Listen, Kyle. I'm here to discuss a trade.
KYLE: What are you proposing?
STAN: A one for one trade. Brent Seabrook for Mitch Marner straight up.
KYLE: You must be joking.
STAN: They have KFC in Toronto don't they?
KYLE: Well yeah, but-
STAN: Then I see no problem.
KYLE: Except for the fact that the value is way off. Why would I ever take that deal?
STAN: Because if you don't, I'm offer sheeting Marner.
KYLE:
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