OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Hollywood Cannon]

Big news, ladies and gents.

Thatcher Venmo is ascending to become a higher life form tomorrow morning. He’s getting his tonsils and adenoids out.

First child first surgery nerves are not enjoyable though.

 

[Lord Defect]

Big news, ladies and gents.

Thatcher Venmo is ascending to become a higher life form tomorrow morning. He’s getting his tonsils and adenoids out.

First child first surgery nerves are not enjoyable though.

Hope all goes smoothly man

 

[ellja3]

I was designated driver at department Christmas party today and drove home a guy who was wearing a Pittsburgh jersey, does anyone know where to conveniently burn a car?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

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Was it an ugly sweater party?

 

[ajgoal]

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If that's you, we're getting you a better Flyers sweater.

 

[ellja3]

If that's you, we're getting you a better Flyers sweater.

No, thanks. This is special, because it has Provorov nameplate removed and changed to Michkov.

 

[ajgoal]

No, thanks. This is special, because it has Provorov nameplate removed and changed to Michkov.

Oh, right! No, that's an amazing sweater.

 

[ellja3]

Oh, right! No, that's an amazing sweater.

Yeah, and the hoops I had to jump thru to get it thru customs here...

 

[Beef Invictus]

I didn’t notice the mayor lol.
Ill walk back my previous comment a bit further than where I left it.

One of my favorite twitter pages routinely called out the NYPD’s “trophy” tweets where they stand behind their latest “catch”.
More often than not the firearm they recovered was either a blatant toy painted black, a non firing replica, or an actual gun that looks like it was dredged from the Hudson River prior to the crime being committed and accompanied by maybe five total rounds of various calibers none of which fit the gun recovered.
There would be like 10 cops standing proudly behind the evidence propped on the podium smiling brightly like they caught a suitcase nuke.

Strong chance that everyone involved in everything here was done after shift so they could book OT

 

[Lord Defect]

Fleece or just lined jeans are the f***ing shit.
That is all.

 

[Striiker]

I have a question to ask, since I’m sure at least a couple of you do this…

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU CHANGE YOUR SETTINGS TO HAVE THE URL AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR MOBILE BROWSER

SICK FREAKS

IT GOES AT THE TOP

LEAVE IT THERE

 

[Lord Defect]

So my WiFi adapter on my laptop disappeared. That’s fun. No idea why. Cannot connect to the internet, cannot find the adapter anywhere in the computer. It’s been removed from any location I should be able to find it.
Anyone have this happen before?

My laptop does not have an Ethernet port and I don’t have a usb to Ethernet cable.

 

[trostol]

So my WiFi adapter on my laptop disappeared. That’s fun. No idea why. Cannot connect to the internet, cannot find the adapter anywhere in the computer. It’s been removed from any location I should be able to find it.
Anyone have this happen before?

My laptop does not have an Ethernet port and I don’t have a usb to Ethernet cable.

 

[Danko]

So my WiFi adapter on my laptop disappeared. That’s fun. No idea why. Cannot connect to the internet, cannot find the adapter anywhere in the computer. It’s been removed from any location I should be able to find it.
Anyone have this happen before?

My laptop does not have an Ethernet port and I don’t have a usb to Ethernet cable.

From another device download the wifi driver from the website of your laptops manufacturer or Wifi Adapter provider, copy to usb stick, run on laptop

 

[Lord Defect]

From another device download the wifi driver from the website of your laptops manufacturer or Wifi Adapter provider, copy to usb stick, run on laptop

No other device here. I should have an Ethernet to usb tomorrow

 

[ajgoal]

Howard Eskin out at WIP in sudden departure

Eskin announced his immediate departure from the station on social media Friday, but didn't say why he was leaving after nearly 40 years with the station.

www.inquirer.com

 

[Danko]

Howard Eskin out at WIP in sudden departure

Eskin announced his immediate departure from the station on social media Friday, but didn't say why he was leaving after nearly 40 years with the station.

www.inquirer.com

Murdered the brain cells of countless Philadelphians. One of the most unlikeable peronalities in the industry.

 

[Cody Webster]

Howard Eskin out at WIP in sudden departure

Eskin announced his immediate departure from the station on social media Friday, but didn't say why he was leaving after nearly 40 years with the station.

www.inquirer.com

Good f***ing riddance

 

[Chinatown88]

Wrapping presents sucks. My brain does not function in that 3D space.

Edit: if you're good at wrapping presents you practical magic

 

[Embiid]

Wrapping presents sucks. My brain does not function in that 3D space.

Edit: if you're good at wrapping presents you practical magic

Christmas bag with tissue paper....done!

 

[Chinatown88]

Christmas bag with tissue paper....done!

I literally am doing this meta next year. It's not worth the anger and frustration I'm was radiating five mins ago.

 

[Embiid]

I literally am doing this meta next year. It's not worth the anger and frustration I'm was radiating five mins ago.

Yeah my wrapping skills are that of a toddler. Smaller stuff I can get by but the bigger stuff I might as well just use a plastic shopping bag...

 

[Tripod]

Charlie Woods just hit a hole in 1 at the Father n Son tourney.

1st one in competition

Nice to do with your dad

 

[Cody Webster]

An ace for Charlie! @VladDrag

 

[Striiker]

Wrapping presents sucks. My brain does not function in that 3D space.

Edit: if you're good at wrapping presents you practical magic

You can either be good at wrapping presents or be handsome.

We made our choice.