OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Hollywood Cannon]

Big news, ladies and gents.

Thatcher Venmo is ascending to become a higher life form tomorrow morning. He’s getting his tonsils and adenoids out.

First child first surgery nerves are not enjoyable though.

 

[Lord Defect]

Big news, ladies and gents.

Thatcher Venmo is ascending to become a higher life form tomorrow morning. He’s getting his tonsils and adenoids out.

First child first surgery nerves are not enjoyable though.

Hope all goes smoothly man

 

[ellja3]

I was designated driver at department Christmas party today and drove home a guy who was wearing a Pittsburgh jersey, does anyone know where to conveniently burn a car?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

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Was it an ugly sweater party?

 

[ajgoal]

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If that's you, we're getting you a better Flyers sweater.

 

[ellja3]

If that's you, we're getting you a better Flyers sweater.

No, thanks. This is special, because it has Provorov nameplate removed and changed to Michkov.

 

[ajgoal]

No, thanks. This is special, because it has Provorov nameplate removed and changed to Michkov.

Oh, right! No, that's an amazing sweater.

 

[ellja3]

Oh, right! No, that's an amazing sweater.

Yeah, and the hoops I had to jump thru to get it thru customs here...

 

[Beef Invictus]

I didn’t notice the mayor lol.
Ill walk back my previous comment a bit further than where I left it.

One of my favorite twitter pages routinely called out the NYPD’s “trophy” tweets where they stand behind their latest “catch”.
More often than not the firearm they recovered was either a blatant toy painted black, a non firing replica, or an actual gun that looks like it was dredged from the Hudson River prior to the crime being committed and accompanied by maybe five total rounds of various calibers none of which fit the gun recovered.
There would be like 10 cops standing proudly behind the evidence propped on the podium smiling brightly like they caught a suitcase nuke.

Strong chance that everyone involved in everything here was done after shift so they could book OT

 

[Lord Defect]

Fleece or just lined jeans are the f***ing shit.
That is all.