OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Hollywood Cannon]

Big news, ladies and gents.

Thatcher Venmo is ascending to become a higher life form tomorrow morning. He’s getting his tonsils and adenoids out.

First child first surgery nerves are not enjoyable though.

 

[Lord Defect]

Big news, ladies and gents.

Thatcher Venmo is ascending to become a higher life form tomorrow morning. He’s getting his tonsils and adenoids out.

First child first surgery nerves are not enjoyable though.

Hope all goes smoothly man

 

[ellja3]

I was designated driver at department Christmas party today and drove home a guy who was wearing a Pittsburgh jersey, does anyone know where to conveniently burn a car?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

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Was it an ugly sweater party?

 

[ajgoal]

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If that's you, we're getting you a better Flyers sweater.

 

[ellja3]

If that's you, we're getting you a better Flyers sweater.

No, thanks. This is special, because it has Provorov nameplate removed and changed to Michkov.

 

[ajgoal]

No, thanks. This is special, because it has Provorov nameplate removed and changed to Michkov.

Oh, right! No, that's an amazing sweater.

 

[ellja3]

Oh, right! No, that's an amazing sweater.

Yeah, and the hoops I had to jump thru to get it thru customs here...