OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[kudymen]

Earlier today I heard some two random teenage girls on Wenceslavs square use the words "skibidi", "rizz" and "sigma" and I have to admit to myself, I am probably finally out of the loop. The F

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Earlier today I heard some two random teenage girls on Wenceslavs square use the words "skibidi", "rizz" and "sigma" and I have to admit to myself, I am probably finally out of the loop. The F

Skibidi is gibberish to me. I don't get that one.

Sigma, I think, is related to alpha (as in alpha male), but I don't know what the difference is.

Rizz is short for charisma. It can be a noun or a verb, which I learned fairly recently. "He's got rizz" means he is charismatic. "I was rizzing on those girls at the lake" means I was flirting with those girls at the lake.

 

[Lord Defect]

Skibidi is gibberish to me. I don't get that one.

Sigma, I think, is related to alpha (as in alpha male), but I don't know what the difference is.

Rizz is short for charisma. It can be a noun or a verb, which I learned fairly recently. "He's got rizz" means he is charismatic. "I was rizzing on those girls at the lake" means I was flirting with those girls at the lake.

But do you know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

 

[Embiid]

Skibidi is gibberish to me. I don't get that one.

Sigma, I think, is related to alpha (as in alpha male), but I don't know what the difference is.

Rizz is short for charisma. It can be a noun or a verb, which I learned fairly recently. "He's got rizz" means he is charismatic. "I was rizzing on those girls at the lake" means I was flirting with those girls at the lake.

I'll stick to phrases like 23 skidoo...

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Earlier today I heard some two random teenage girls on Wenceslavs square use the words "skibidi", "rizz" and "sigma" and I have to admit to myself, I am probably finally out of the loop. The F

I know just enough about Skibidi to assure you that you will only damage your brain if you pursue the thought. Don’t. It’s a web series of videos. That’s all you need.

 

[Flybynite]

Skibidi is gibberish to me. I don't get that one.

Sigma, I think, is related to alpha (as in alpha male), but I don't know what the difference is.

Rizz is short for charisma. It can be a noun or a verb, which I learned fairly recently. "He's got rizz" means he is charismatic. "I was rizzing on those girls at the lake" means I was flirting with those girls at the lake.

I only knew Rizz... which makes me think it's definitely no longer cutting edge slang lol

I know just enough about Skibidi to assure you that you will only damage your brain if you pursue the thought. Don’t.

It sounds like something Bill Cosby would have said.

 

[mja]

Skibidi is gibberish to me. I don't get that one.

Sigma, I think, is related to alpha (as in alpha male), but I don't know what the difference is.

Rizz is short for charisma. It can be a noun or a verb, which I learned fairly recently. "He's got rizz" means he is charismatic. "I was rizzing on those girls at the lake" means I was flirting with those girls at the lake.

Sigma is like the cool outsider lone wolf type sort of thing. Skibidi is almost always meant tongue-in-cheek, i.e. it's a fake slang word that doesn't really signify anything, or intentional gibberish in other words. Source: my kids.

 

[Superman33]

Earlier today I heard some two random teenage girls on Wenceslavs square use the words "skibidi", "rizz" and "sigma" and I have to admit to myself, I am probably finally out of the loop. The F

In a totally "this is my job" way and not a "this is super creepy" way, I end up being in classrooms from Kindergarten to 12th, so I hang out with a lot of kids of varying age levels. My favorite thing to discuss with them is the current slang. I always try to figure out what could be the most cringe thing to say to the other age groups.

I was in a 5th grade class and a 4th grade class across the hall the next week. What was "cool" in 4th grade was totally cringe in 5th grade. The 4th graders were all about Skibidi, Sigma, and "Mewing". The 5th graders wouldn't be caught dead, but they used Rizz.

I was in a 6th grade class last year when I heard about Skibidi for the first time. A kid tried to explain it to me and told me to watch it on Youtube. I pulled out my laptop and a different kid said, "I wouldn't look it up on your school laptop."

Apparently "Bussin" is out at all levels, which is my go to for bringing the cringe.

 

[Beef Invictus]

 

[Cody Webster]

Off to go win a men's league championship with @VladDrag

 

[Cody Webster]

Big W for the guy's

 

[VladDrag]

Big W for the guy's

2 apples here… one pretty sweet between the legs pass to the unmarked back door man…

Cody could have made it 3, set him up with a slick pass while he was unmarked in the slot… I believe he still had a tuck on the night tho

Big win!

 

[DancingPanther]

Congrats boys

I lost the semis in double OT last month. Rang one in the first OT. Scored 2 in regulation, second one to tie it with 3 min left

Shit pisses you off. Believe me, it doesn't usually. But this is now the 4th session in a row where I got bounced in OT. It got old after the 2nd one

 

[Cody Webster]

2 apples here… one pretty sweet between the legs pass to the unmarked back door man…

Cody could have made it 3, set him up with a slick pass while he was unmarked in the slot… I believe he still had a tuck on the night tho

Big win!

That was a great pass, pissed I didn't bury that. I had a g and an a. Had that tap in while picking up the trash in front off the point shot. Won the faceoff on what I think was our first goal, the one from the point. Smoked the crossbar on that breakaway in the first.

On that first shift when I ran into our own guy in the corner, I butt ended my own pinky when I hit the ice. It's bruised pretty good, but doesn't hurt.

 

[Cody Webster]

Congrats boys

I lost the semis in double OT last month. Rang one in the first OT. Scored 2 in regulation, second one to tie it with 3 min left

Shit pisses you off. Believe me, it doesn't usually. But this is now the 4th session in a row where I got bounced in OT. It got old after the 2nd one

Thank you sir. That sucks. Nothing worse than losing in OT in the playoffs. The last time I coached the team I was coaching lost in OT in the semis as well. Down 4-1 with 6 minutes left, tie it to force OT, have two breakways, one from each of our two best players, don't convert, then they score.

Such a miserable feeling. When's the new season start up? Ours starts right back up...back at it again next Tuesday

 

[DancingPanther]

Thank you sir. That sucks. Nothing worse than losing in OT in the playoffs. The last time I coached the team I was coaching lost in OT in the semis as well. Down 4-1 with 6 minutes left, tie it to force OT, have two breakways, one from each of our two best players, don't convert, then they score.

Such a miserable feeling. When's the new season start up? Ours starts right back up...back at it again next Tuesday

Back at it in March. I have an indoor session just getting to the playoffs now, but I won't be able to make the last 2 games if we get there. Stupid work.

To be completely clear this is all roller. I play outside in 2 leagues on Sunday mornings (and early afternoon) and inside at another rink in a 3rd league around dinner time on Mondays Wednesdays and sometimes Sundays. I can't play ice with night shift. It's too expensive and I have no chance at making half the games. Sunday mornings I just go right from work to those outdoor games and I can make most (not all) of the indoor games as long as they're before 7. Those late ice slots are literally after my shift starts lol