OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Some of my coworkers call me grandpa

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

My kids call the 90’s “the olden days”

I was at a wedding reception a few years ago. We were seated with some friends of the happy couple. I recognized exactly zero of the music being played until "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" came on. One of the +1's at the table told everyone how she had recently gone to a Cindi Lauper concert with her dad, because he liked "You know, old timey music"

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Last year we hired a 20 year old kid at work. He and I were talking about video games, and he mentioned that he just bought one called Baldur’s Gate to play with his girlfriend. He asked if I had heard of it.

When I realized that I had been playing the series longer than he’d been alive I grew a few more gray hairs.

 

[swami24]

Oldies music is usually considered anything 25+ yrs. Welcome to the genre Slim Shady.

 

[ellja3]

Does having tickets for Green Day and Guano Apes (separate shows) automatically put me in ''old'' category?

 

[Lord Defect]

Does having tickets for Green Day and Guano Apes (separate shows) automatically put me in ''old'' category?

The singer from Green Day has a walker

 

[DancingPanther]

Ok Unc

 

[MacDonald4MVP]

With the exception of Billie eilish there's nothing remotely memorable form past 10 years of "new" music

 

[PDX Flyer]

7.0 earthquake off the northern California coast

I was on the Oregon coast….. they closed the beaches for a day

 

[Beef Invictus]

Gabs Conway

www.gabsconway.com

@JojoTheWhale I know Mrs. Joja likes clay so I think there's a lot of good stuff here for her

Gabs Conway

www.gabsconway.com

 

[Lord Defect]

Gabs Conway

www.gabsconway.com

@JojoTheWhale I know Mrs. Joja likes clay so I think there's a lot of good stuff here for her

Gabs Conway

www.gabsconway.com

What in the f***? How do you even come to find something like this?

Fargo season 1 was awesome. Season 2 not so much. Season three 5 episodes in just plain sucks.

 

[Beef Invictus]

What in the f***? How do you even come to find something like this?

Fargo season 1 was awesome. Season 2 not so much. Season three 5 episodes in just plain sucks.

I gravitate to this stuff. Or it gravitates to me. Whatever the reason, it's Isaac Newton's fault.

 

[DancingPanther]

With the exception of Billie eilish there's nothing remotely memorable form past 10 years of "new" music

What a take

I gravitate to this stuff. Or it gravitates to me. Whatever the reason, it's Isaac Newton's fault.

It's more Einstein's fault. Don't forget, Newton's gravity concept is wrong

 

[Beef Invictus]

What a take


It's more Einstein's fault. Don't forget, Newton's gravity concept is wrong

Whichever concept has more math is least trustworthy

 

[DancingPanther]

Whichever concept has more math is least trustworthy

Wait

 

[Beef Invictus]

Wait

No. Progress waits for noone.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Gabs Conway

www.gabsconway.com

@JojoTheWhale I know Mrs. Joja likes clay so I think there's a lot of good stuff here for her

Gabs Conway

www.gabsconway.com

Those are hideous. She would absolutely love them. Thank you, Bouef!

 

[DancingPanther]

No. Progress waits for noone.

Bif you don't understand

 

[Starat327]

Someone at burns Honda is gonna have some explaining to do to an unhappy customer...

 

[Beef Invictus]

Bif you don't understand

That's never stopped me

 

[PDX Flyer]

@Young Sandwich huge news out in Oregon. Sturgeon season is twice a day for the entire month of January. My fishing buddies are very excited. Sometimes it is only one day. Not sure if I’ll go with them but I’ll keep you posted. They can’t stop talking about it. You anglers are a rare breed. I did catch three dungies at the coast. Crabbing

 

[DayoftheGreek]

With the exception of Billie eilish there's nothing remotely memorable form past 10 years of "new" music

Which pop station is your AM radio stuck on?

 

[Young Sandwich]

@Young Sandwich huge news out in Oregon. Sturgeon season is twice a day for the entire month of January. My fishing buddies are very excited. Sometimes it is only one day. Not sure if I’ll go with them but I’ll keep you posted. They can’t stop talking about it. You anglers are a rare breed. I did catch three dungies at the coast. Crabbing

Oh man, you have to go so I can live vicariously through you . Just seeing one of those dinosaurs must be incredible. Even if the fishing sucks, drinking beer on a boat for several hours is still a hell of a day.

Dungeness crab is my favorite. Consider me jealous.

 

[ajgoal]

Oh man, you have to go so I can live vicariously through you . Just seeing one of those dinosaurs must be incredible. Even if the fishing sucks, drinking beer on a boat for several hours is still a hell of a day.

Dungeness crab is my favorite. Consider me jealous.

Utica NY. Bass Pro Shops. They have one in a tank.

 

[ajgoal]

Losing your playoff game in triple OT to a flukey goal at midnight and then getting up at 5 to start your day is a wonderful beginning to the week.