OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Danko]

This is the guy to watch....my guys got all the maps.

 

[Cody Webster]

This guy is a f***ing, lucky, idiot

https://x.com/i/web/status/1844179394962784563

 

[trostol]

I wonder what being in wind that strong feels like

 

[Jack Straw]

I wonder what being in wind that strong feels like

You mean you never wind up your Lamborghini convertable with the top down?

 

[Embiid]

Never ceases to amaze me how stupid newscasters can be and look when they are reporting the hurricane while wind gusts and rain are pounding them...

 

[ajgoal]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1843728545992060975

 

[Magua]

I wonder what being in wind that strong feels like

Just listen to a Myrtetus Flyers podcast.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Everytime there's hurricane news, this is my first thought.

Current hurricane is named Milton, though, so in my head Ron White looks and speaks like this right now:

 

[Danko]

Roof at Tropicana Field which is sheltering First Responders has been ripped to shreds.

Doubt I will be sleeping at all tonight think its gonna be bad til around 4 in the morning in Orlando

 

[Cody Webster]

Roof at Tropicana Field which is sheltering First Responders has been ripped to shreds.

Doubt I will be sleeping at all tonight think its gonna be bad til around 4 in the morning in Orlando

https://x.com/i/web/status/1844213826381807872

 

[Embiid]

So Tampa dodged the worst....my gf's sister and family actually decided to hunker down which pissed off my gf. She tried to talk them out of it but they refused. Next time around they may not be so lucky.....

 

[Rebels57]

This guy is a f***ing, lucky, idiot

https://x.com/i/web/status/1844179394962784563

How do you not realize that you're getting hit by a tornado?

The flooding wasnt nearly as bad thankfully. The wind on the other hand..

 

[ajgoal]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/10/health/brucepac-listeria-recall-ready-to-eat-meat-poultry/index.html

@Beef Invictus

 

[Embiid]

After just returning from Italy where you can still eat off the land, alot of food is still farm to table, EU regs keep food much safer than we do......it is painfully obvious how regressive we have become as a country and society and it may get even worse....

 

[Young Sandwich]

For anyone that's into pretty cool shit, the Northern Lights are visible from Philly area right now.

 

[trostol]

For anyone that's into pretty cool shit, the Northern Lights are visible from Philly area right now.

Guess that doesn't include center city cause I don't see shit lol

 

[Superman33]

For anyone that's into pretty cool shit, the Northern Lights are visible from Philly area right now.

Guess that doesn't include center city cause I don't see shit lol

My best friend lives in Warrington and he texted me pictures of the Northern Lights over his house that look fake. Unfortunately for him, he is in NYC for work so he can't see them. The pictures are from his wife.

 

[Cody Webster]

Freaking missed it. There was no mention of the possibility of seeing them tonight that I saw anywhere

 

[JojoTheWhale]

For anyone that's into pretty cool shit, the Northern Lights are visible from Philly area right now.

You could lightly see them from our house, but we went out to a huge private pier so we could get way out over the water away from the lights. My wife brought her whole astrophotography setup. What a great time.

 

[Young Sandwich]

You could lightly see them from our house, but we went out to a huge private pier so we could get way out over the water away from the lights. My wife brought her whole astrophotography setup. What a great time.

Need to see those pics. It was way more intense than I expected. I got lucky taking out the trash at 715 and thought I was seeing things. So much pink.

Freaking missed it. There was no mention of the possibility of seeing them tonight that I saw anywhere

https://x.com/i/web/status/1844518532643684378

That post confirmed I wasn't crazy and actually did see them.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Above our house tonight.

 

[Embiid]

The earth is definitely flat here in the U.S.....dear lord...

Meteriologists now receiving horrendous death threats....stop the insanity!

Even Hurricane Schwartz doesn't deserve the stupidity and weather conspiracies...

 

[Beef Invictus]

Was able to see them down in the DC area, but very faint.

The wifi was acting up while it was going on so I want to believe it was related

 

[Embiid]

Winter forecast.....fine with me. Glad the government is engineering a warmer winter...

 

[Embiid]

I hope there was a 6 pack in that cooler. Deserves a few beers for sure...

Probably a Yeti...literal life saver.

Sailor rescued 30 miles out to sea clinging to COOLER after hurricane sank boat

THIS is the incredible moment a stranded sailor, clinging to life from a cooler, was rescued after Hurricane Milton. The boat captain survived a “nightmare” as he was plucked from the s…

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