OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Danko]

This is the guy to watch....my guys got all the maps.

 

[Cody Webster]

This guy is a f***ing, lucky, idiot

https://x.com/i/web/status/1844179394962784563

 

[trostol]

I wonder what being in wind that strong feels like

 

[Jack Straw]

I wonder what being in wind that strong feels like

You mean you never wind up your Lamborghini convertable with the top down?

 

[Embiid]

Never ceases to amaze me how stupid newscasters can be and look when they are reporting the hurricane while wind gusts and rain are pounding them...

 

[ajgoal]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1843728545992060975

 

[Magua]

I wonder what being in wind that strong feels like

Just listen to a Myrtetus Flyers podcast.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Everytime there's hurricane news, this is my first thought.

Current hurricane is named Milton, though, so in my head Ron White looks and speaks like this right now:

 

[Danko]

Roof at Tropicana Field which is sheltering First Responders has been ripped to shreds.

Doubt I will be sleeping at all tonight think its gonna be bad til around 4 in the morning in Orlando

 

[Cody Webster]

Roof at Tropicana Field which is sheltering First Responders has been ripped to shreds.

Doubt I will be sleeping at all tonight think its gonna be bad til around 4 in the morning in Orlando

https://x.com/i/web/status/1844213826381807872

 

[Embiid]

So Tampa dodged the worst....my gf's sister and family actually decided to hunker down which pissed off my gf. She tried to talk them out of it but they refused. Next time around they may not be so lucky.....

 

[Rebels57]

This guy is a f***ing, lucky, idiot

https://x.com/i/web/status/1844179394962784563

How do you not realize that you're getting hit by a tornado?

The flooding wasnt nearly as bad thankfully. The wind on the other hand..