OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Danko]

This is the guy to watch....my guys got all the maps.

 

[Cody Webster]

This guy is a f***ing, lucky, idiot

https://x.com/i/web/status/1844179394962784563

 

[trostol]

I wonder what being in wind that strong feels like

 

[Jack Straw]

I wonder what being in wind that strong feels like

You mean you never wind up your Lamborghini convertable with the top down?

 

[Embiid]

Never ceases to amaze me how stupid newscasters can be and look when they are reporting the hurricane while wind gusts and rain are pounding them...

 

[ajgoal]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1843728545992060975

 

[Magua]

I wonder what being in wind that strong feels like

Just listen to a Myrtetus Flyers podcast.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Everytime there's hurricane news, this is my first thought.

Current hurricane is named Milton, though, so in my head Ron White looks and speaks like this right now:

 

[Danko]

Roof at Tropicana Field which is sheltering First Responders has been ripped to shreds.

Doubt I will be sleeping at all tonight think its gonna be bad til around 4 in the morning in Orlando

 

[Cody Webster]

Roof at Tropicana Field which is sheltering First Responders has been ripped to shreds.

Doubt I will be sleeping at all tonight think its gonna be bad til around 4 in the morning in Orlando

https://x.com/i/web/status/1844213826381807872