OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

My screen went back to white. My eyes.
How the hell do I switch it back

 

[kudymen]

This little roll down button doesnt work. It shows the stats for a milisecond and rolls back up immediately. Where do I report this bug?

 

[Opus]

This little roll down button doesnt work. It shows the stats for a milisecond and rolls back up immediately. Where do I report this bug?

View attachment 960360

Beefy - head of bug and complaints dept

 

[Cody Webster]

My screen went back to white. My eyes.
How the hell do I switch it back

Mobile version is broken. Can't see notifications, no page number at the tops of pages, night mode gone again

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Yellow Gatorade has been ass since the 80's. AKA it's entire existence.

No that’s red.

You freaks probably loved purple. Horrible taste.

Mobile version is broken. Can't see notifications, no page number at the tops of pages, night mode gone again

I get Notifications on Android and iOS, but they're in the upper left now.

 

[DancingPanther]

You freaks probably loved purple. Horrible taste.



I get Notifications on Android and iOS, but they're in the upper left now.

And 2 clicks away, which is absolutely revolting. Surely that will change soon. Clearly they're still tinkering

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

You freaks probably loved purple. Horrible taste.



I get Notifications on Android and iOS, but they're in the upper left now.

Nah, I'd go red, but I can't remember the last time I had Gatorade. These days I like the orange mango Bodyarmor. Reminds me of Tang, but it needs to be ice cold.

 

[ajgoal]

You freaks probably loved purple. Horrible taste.

Assault.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Mobile version is broken. Can't see notifications, no page number at the tops of pages, night mode gone again

It was dark yesterday. This so called update is shit. Not showing anything like post counts on mobile.

 

[Danko]

Broken Javascript, poor design. SHUT IT DOWN.

Use ChatGPT. Unleash the AI overlords on this site

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Use ChatGPT. Unleash the AI overlords on this site

Some things you can't take back.

Assault.

Deserved. Tell me your 2nd favorite is blue. Go full mutant.

 

[Danko]

Round Avatars are a massive L. Please add the following to the style.css

.avatar {border-radius:0px!important;}

 

[ajgoal]

Deserved. Tell me your 2nd favorite is blue. Go full mutant.

You're not getting any more dog pictures.

And blue is gross.

 

[Chinatown88]

You freaks probably loved purple. Horrible taste.



I get Notifications on Android and iOS, but they're in the upper left now.

I just got reminded of this little chicanery.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

The Gatorade Frost Glacier Freeze (light blue) & Riptide Rush (light purple) are probably my favorite.

The fruit punch & berry isn’t bad either. But I generally don’t mind the original flavors either. Lemon Lime, Fruit Punch, & Orange.

 

[trostol]

dunno if they still make it..but the Strawberry Watermelon, to me, was the best..tasted like a watermelon jolly rancher...i prefer the lemon-lime from Powerade though

 

[Magua]

I only drink BodyArmor Lyte Peach Mango.

And Brawndo. When my thirst needs to get mutilated.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Anyone remember All Sport? It was basically carbonated Gatorade. Nothing better to quench your thirst after running suicide sprints than a nice bubbly beverage.

 

[Danko]

Blue Powerade sZero or Body Armour Electrolyte packet

 

[Young Sandwich]

I only drink BodyArmor Lyte Peach Mango.

And Brawndo. The thirst mutilator.

I buy the assorted Lyte flavors by the case at Costco and the peach mango always goes first.

 

[Cody Webster]

Round Avatars are a massive L. Please add the following to the style.css

.avatar {border-radius:0px!important;}

I didn't even notice until now and now you've ruined it for me

 

[Embiid]

Gatorade is what gives you ass cancer in the first place probably.

 

[Cody Webster]

I only drink BodyArmor Lyte Peach Mango.

And Brawndo. When my thirst needs to get mutilated.

Pick up an 8 pack of those every Sunday at the grocery store

 

[Chinatown88]

I drink choccy milk @Striiker

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Anyone remember All Sport? It was basically carbonated Gatorade. Nothing better to quench your thirst after running suicide sprints than a nice bubbly beverage.

Did I draft All Sport to the Quackverse? I think I did.

The Lemon/Lime flavour was my drink of choice when I played soccer and it didn't kill me, for some reason.

I tried it on the bench for hockey and it was the worst decision I have made in my entire life... worse than becoming a fan of the Philadelphia Flyers...