OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Beef Invictus]

Cucumber is the only worthy Gatorade flavor.

 

[DancingPanther]

This is just....

Draftkings and FanDuel are literally preying on people. Destroy them

 

[Embiid]

Cucumber is the only worthy Gatorade flavor.

Black licorice...

 

[Lotusflower]

Shouldve bulk bought phones w the headphone jack when I had the chance because all the current models feel lacking in terms of sound quality

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Shouldve bulk bought phones w the headphone jack when I had the chance because all the current models feel lacking in terms of sound quality

Yep. I finally broke down and bought a music player with a decent DAC.

Some audiophiles I know swear by the $9 Apple dongle fwiw.

 

[PDX Flyer]

Gatorade Zero Grape (purple) is where it’s at. I consume large quantities of it on my bike rides (inside or outside).

Big fan of pickle juice in my water

 

[Don Nachbaur 26]

This is just....

Draftkings and FanDuel are literally preying on people. Destroy them

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Glad I never got into that crap.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Yep. I finally broke down and bought a music player with a decent DAC.

Some audiophiles I know swear by the $9 Apple dongle fwiw.

ZUNE. ZUNE. ZUNE. ZUNE.

 

[Chinatown88]

Yep. I finally broke down and bought a music player with a decent DAC.

Some audiophiles I know swear by the $9 Apple dongle fwiw.

I now miss my Creative Zen Vision M. FeelsOldMan

 

[Superman33]

This is just....

Draftkings and FanDuel are literally preying on people. Destroy them

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Had a colleague tell me today that apparently there is a limit on the number of legs you can put on a single parlay. It is 25. He figured it out while he was making a parlay for the first round of the Australian Open. He may have a problem.

 

[Beef Invictus]

The Child has had her first ice skating lesson. She was scared at first because she was certain they would make her play full contact hockey with adults. She did not believe us when we told her this would not happen. She kept worrying about it. And we'd tell her that wouldn't happen. And we'd get the most skeptical look possible with "oooookkkkk," as if we are the simple thick morons for doubting it could happen.

She did fine. Stayed on her feet better than the other kids. She's tiny so center of gravity favors her. She has assured us that she hates it, but that she will do all 7 lessons to make sure. For a kid who hates it, she's sure had an excited look in her eyes as she talks about it.

 

[ajgoal]

The Child has had her first ice skating lesson. She was scared at first because she was certain they would make her play full contact hockey with adults. She did not believe us when we told her this would not happen. She kept worrying about it. And we'd tell her that wouldn't happen. And we'd get the most skeptical look possible with "oooookkkkk," as if we are the simple thick morons for doubting it could happen.

She did fine. Stayed on her feet better than the other kids. She's tiny so center of gravity favors her. She has assured us that she hates it, but that she will do all 7 lessons to make sure. For a kid who hates it, she's sure had an excited look in her eyes as she talks about it.

Are you sure strapping razors to her feet are the best thing for your continued existence?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Are you sure strapping razors to her feet are the best thing for your continued existence?

No