OT: 115th Obsequious Banter Thread: 115 Minutes of Fame

[trostol]

Is Dane Cook still relevant ?

was he ever? i mean he's kinda ok i guess in Planes..but he also is kinda awful in Planes

 

[VladDrag]

Well, it'll be a panicky and hectic time for a bit. Then you'll get into the swing of it.

My experience, It sucked/rocked for a good year before it got easier… then the terrible twos hit and they become crazy toddlers.

 

[Beef Invictus]

The Child is now insisting I put mustard on my pasta because only a crazy person would like that, and I am a crazy person, so it is my job.

 

[Beef Invictus]

(I am not doing that)

 

[Chinatown88]

The Child is now insisting I put mustard on my pasta because only a crazy person would like that, and I am a crazy person, so it is my job.

She's gonna grow up and take over the world.

 

[Magua]

The Child is now insisting I put mustard on my pasta because only a crazy person would like that, and I am a crazy person, so it is my job.

(I am not doing that)

I thought you were a man of true conviction.

On my way out of Wegmans I treated myself to one of those Chinese food mustard packets that they keep in a stand. After I sucked it down I saw a woman staring at me in horror. She is uncultured swine. She should have been inspired. She is the problem.

 

[Lord Defect]

was he ever? i mean he's kinda ok i guess in Planes..but he also is kinda awful in Planes

He had about 8 minutes with his one special about people in trying times coming outside acting cold regardless of the ambient temperature.

My experience, It sucked/rocked for a good year before it got easier… then the terrible twos hit and they become crazy toddlers.

I’m about the jinx the ever living duck out of me but I have not experienced the terrible twos yet.

 

[Cody Webster]

Wth are you at the hospital then?
You know what don’t answer I’d you don’t want to. That could be a touchy issue.
I hope all is well bud.

Thanks. She's not feeling 100% and her doctors told her to go to the ER. Doesn't appear to be too serious

 

[Beef Invictus]

I thought you were a man of true conviction.

Ok but come on, pasta? Some sacrileges are too much even for me

 

[Magua]

Ok but come on, pasta? Some sacrileges are too much even for me

Sausage goes in pasta. Mustard goes on sausage. I think you should try it. But only with Chinese hot mustard; it has the right consistency. Live a little.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Sausage goes in pasta. Mustard goes on sausage. I think you should try it. But only with Chinese hot mustard; it has the right consistency. Live a little.

That it does, Magua. That it does.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Thanks. She's not feeling 100% and her doctors told her to go to the ER. Doesn't appear to be too serious

"Hit the ER" is going to be a good go-to for the next year or two. Mainly for the kid, but for a bit for the wife too.

Find out what hospital around you does pediatrics though. If you have to go to an ER with regular doctors they'll have zero idea what's going on and they'll be very afraid. Babies are apparently voodoo

 

[Flybynite]

https://www.npr.org/2023/09/24/1201386042/watch-live-nasa-sends-an-asteroid-sample-back-to-earth

Pretty amazing stuff accomplished by this mission. Sending a probe like 4 billion+ miles to rendezvous with a MOVING object in an asteroid. Spending like almost 2 years deciding on the best approach and then briefly touching down and collecting a sample before then returning another 4 billion+ miles to Earth. Dropping that sample and pretty much pin-pointing the drop-spot/base in the Utah desert.

 

[trostol]

awww...RIP "Ducky"

David McCallum: NCIS and The Man from U.N.C.L.E. actor dies aged 90

David McCallum found fame in the 1960s before later playing a pathologist on NCIS for 20 years.

www.bbc.com

 

[Beef Invictus]

https://www.npr.org/2023/09/24/1201386042/watch-live-nasa-sends-an-asteroid-sample-back-to-earth

Pretty amazing stuff accomplished by this mission. Sending a probe like 4 billion+ miles to rendezvous with a MOVING object in an asteroid. Spending like almost 2 years deciding on the best approach and then briefly touching down and collecting a sample before then returning another 4 billion+ miles to Earth. Dropping that sample and pretty much pin-pointing the drop-spot/base in the Utah desert.

These guys are probably good at Kerbal Space Program

 

[Embiid]

https://www.npr.org/2023/09/24/1201386042/watch-live-nasa-sends-an-asteroid-sample-back-to-earth

Pretty amazing stuff accomplished by this mission. Sending a probe like 4 billion+ miles to rendezvous with a MOVING object in an asteroid. Spending like almost 2 years deciding on the best approach and then briefly touching down and collecting a sample before then returning another 4 billion+ miles to Earth. Dropping that sample and pretty much pin-pointing the drop-spot/base in the Utah desert.

They probably nudged it enough to be on a collision course with earth in 100+ years or whatever they are estimating...

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

They probably nudged it enough to be on a collision course with earth in 100+ years or whatever they are estimating...

I for one welcome the big reset for this shithole world.

 

[Flybynite]

They probably nudged it enough to be on a collision course with earth in 100+ years or whatever they are estimating...

 

[Kermit the Prog]

I for one welcome the big reset for this shithole world.

Not good. I'm supposed to live forever. I can't imagine what it will do for property values.

 

[Flybynite]

Not good. I'm supposed to live forever. I can't imagine what it will do for property values.

The property value for your orbiting condo will skyrocket tho.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

The property value for your orbiting condo will skyrocket tho.

Working on it. Already ordered the curtains.

 

[wankstifier]

If the human population collaborated to make a booger ball, with everyone contributing their nose nuggets produced over the course of a day, how destructive would it be when dropped from a height of 50'?

 

[Embiid]

Amazon definitely engages in monopolistic practices.....but it's going to take the hand of God to break them up..

Amazon used market power to warp prices of goods across the internet, FTC alleges

The FTC filed an antitrust lawsuit in federal court in Washington state, backed by the attorneys general of 17 states, including two Republicans.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[Danko]

Just had Bloodwork done for the first time 20 years and am within range on everything, despite drinking every beers/seltzers daily, and having a red meat based diet. I may be like Kerm and live forever.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Gather all ye 1984 Dune fans