Just watched that with my kids a few months ago.
My 11 yo's reaction:
Wait, if he has to get back his organs by taking them from people, does that mean he's going to take someone's penis?!?!?
Oh boy are we doing movies we shouldn’t have shown to our kids?
Literally just now I tried to show the kids GI Joe the cartoon. We have a server with all our stuff on it. For some reason GI Joe the cartoon is missing from it. The damn app updates seemingly monthly and moves stuff around. My brilliant wife cannot for the life of her find a way to keep our stuff in one location so more than likely it’s not gone, just not where it should be.
Ok kids let’s watch the G I Joe movie from the 2000’s.
3 minutes in Destro’s ancestor gets a red hot iron mask slapped on his face. The kids run screaming. They have never seen anything hot like that before but they just knew.
I save the day “it’s just an orange mask they locked onto his face guys. It’s fine. He can still eat and everything. He’s not hurt. He’s a bad guy and the mask helps other people know he’s a bad guy.”
Crisis averted.
No more than 2 minutes later there’s a battle between armor and a futuristic jet. Explosions everywhere.
“Are they ok daddy?”
“Yeah sweetly. It’s like Pokémon. When you beat someone in a movie it’s just like knocking them out. They’ll be ok in a minute.”
One minute later some no name catches a kbar to the face.
That’s enough of that let’s find something else.
“Was he ok?!!”
“Oh yeah he’s fine. That’s called a hammer fist. It’s like a punch but a little different. He’s sleeping now”.
f***ing G I Joe really pushed the pg13 limits.
The new infant is an angel, except when she's vaguely demonic. The demonic occurs when I'm changing her diapers. She seems to like to hoard some poop in reserve for these events, even if I try to coax it all out. Some sort of self-defense reserve.
I'll change the first one. As I'm finishing she'll bear down and scream out more poo. So as I'm rapidly trying to clean her and then in the split second gap of coverage between replacing the newly soiled diaper with a fresh one, she goes HHHHHNNNNNN and firehose sprays her humanoid feces all over the room. So now I'm trying to keep her various limbs clear of it, clean it all up, get lotion and a new diaper on her, and perform the sign of the cross and recite a few Pater Nosters with only two hands. Beefette has been lucky to not experience this, but mother in law and myself have. She basically burns through 2-4 diapers per serving instead of 1 at a time. Good thing I got a good raise, I guess.
AND I have to watch the Flyers tonight. Perhaps happiness is a warm bullet, as they say.
You have two girls? I’m so sorry for you when they hit their teens.
Learn the approximate time span for these time bombs. Open the diaper, but don’t take it off until that time has passed. I had one that was like this.
It’s fine once you get the timing down but useless if it’s anywhere close to being a blowout.
