OT: 115th Obsequious Banter Thread: 115 Minutes of Fame

[Jack Straw]

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I found Hamlet painful to read in high school

It's the greatest thing ever written in the English language, along with "The Waste Land."

 

[Beef Invictus]

On my way out of Wegmans I treated myself to one of those Chinese food mustard packets that they keep in a stand. After I sucked it down I saw a woman staring at me in horror. She is uncultured swine. She should have been inspired. She is the problem.

 

[wankstifier]

On my way out of Wegmans I treated myself to one of those Chinese food mustard packets that they keep in a stand. After I sucked it down I saw a woman staring at me in horror. She is uncultured swine. She should have been inspired. She is the problem.

Must've been a ketchup sucker

 

[Beef Invictus]

Must've been a ketchup sucker

That would be grotesque behavior

 

[wankstifier]

Now I want some mustard

 

[Beef Invictus]

The Child: just go to sleep
Me: Why, what are you planning
Child: For you to not be alive anymore

Beefette: Please don't kill daddy

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

The Child: just go to sleep
Me: Why, what are you planning
Child: For you to not be alive anymore

Beefette: Please don't kill daddy

Does the child watch horror movies with you?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Does the child watch horror movies with you?

I showed her The Mummy once. This was an error.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Chinatown88

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I showed her The Mummy once. This was an error.

Did she start walking around the room chanting “Imhotep. Imhotep. Imhotep..”?

 

[Chinatown88]

@Chinatown88

It's why you always Google stuff before you get rid of it. SMH

 

[Beef Invictus]

Did she start walking around the room chanting “Imhotep. Imhotep. Imhotep..”?

Mummies are her biggest fear

 

[DancingPanther]

@Chinatown88

Lol I'd laugh my way to the bank with no remorse

 

[swami24]

To change a phrase, seller beware!

 

[FLYguy3911]

How old is the daughter, because whose Dad has a Pokemon collection?

 

[Magua]

How old is the daughter, because whose Dad has a Pokemon collection?

"Mom, can you drive me to Toys "R" Us? Also, my girlfriend's pregnant."

 

[Flybynite]

"Mom, can you drive me to Toys "R" Us? Also, my girlfriend's pregnant."

We got someone in Congress who's 36 and a grandmother so...

 

[Magua]

We got someone in Congress who's 36 and a grandmother so...

 

[Cody Webster]

Omgitshappening.gif

 

[Superman33]

It's why you always Google stuff before you get rid of it. SMH

Right? I did that with my ex just to make sure.

 

[Flybynite]

Right? I did that with my ex just to make sure.

How much did Google say your ex was worth?

 

[Superman33]

How much did Google say your ex was worth?

 

[Appleyard]

Well... quite randomly and coming together pretty quickly...

going to São Tomé and Príncipe next month aha. Will comfortably take the #1 spot for most exotic, and craziest, place that I have ever been to before.

 

[landsbergfan]

Sorry if posted already