OT: 115th Obsequious Banter Thread: 115 Minutes of Fame

[DancingPanther]

Hot Take: Ceo's are making to much money and raising the cost of products/goods to compensate.

Wow dude, that take is the hottest take I've ever read.

 

[Embiid]

This is going to end with a lot of people getting heavily fined for price gouging in emergency zones

Btw ..I will be doing my shopping right before closing time...

 

[ellja3]

Mrs. Whale is having a rough one. A longtime family friend was given 8 weeks, which yesterday was changed to 48 hours. She’ll be on a plane to Canada shortly. When she gets back, I will. I’lll bookmark it so I don’t forget.

Obligatory f*** cancer.

Ugh. Virtual hugs to Mrs Whale

 

[Lord Defect]

Mrs. Whale is having a rough one. A longtime family friend was given 8 weeks, which yesterday was changed to 48 hours. She’ll be on a plane to Canada shortly. When she gets back, I will. I’lll bookmark it so I don’t forget.

Obligatory f*** cancer.

f*** dude. I’m sorry for Mrs whale.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Mrs. Whale is having a rough one. A longtime family friend was given 8 weeks, which yesterday was changed to 48 hours. She’ll be on a plane to Canada shortly. When she gets back, I will. I’lll bookmark it so I don’t forget.

Obligatory f*** cancer.

I don't know how a person even deals with that

 

[Lord Defect]

I don't know how a person even deals with that

That’s a hell of a diagnosis swing

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Mrs. Whale is having a rough one. A longtime family friend was given 8 weeks, which yesterday was changed to 48 hours. She’ll be on a plane to Canada shortly. When she gets back, I will. I’lll bookmark it so I don’t forget.

Obligatory f*** cancer.

f*** Cancer.
Cancer has wrecked my brother mentally and physically. Hope the better half can think of the good times she had with her friend

 

[Lord Defect]

How the duck are we missing a whole ass F-35? With a pilot ejecting, and no wreck, how are we missing a whole f***ing F-35?

 

[Flybynite]

How the duck are we missing a whole ass F-35? With a pilot ejecting, and no wreck, how are we missing a whole f***ing F-35?

Shoulda put an Apple airtag in the glove compartment.

 

[Beef Invictus]

How the duck are we missing a whole ass F-35? With a pilot ejecting, and no wreck, how are we missing a whole f***ing F-35?

It go down in the swamp?

 

[Lord Defect]

It go down in the swamp?

There is no known landmass on this planet that once a pilot ejects, it goes “yoink” and the rest of the plane safely lands. No debris field. No nothing.

Here’s the OG tweet

 

[Beef Invictus]

There is no known landmass on this planet that once a pilot ejects, it goes “yoink” and the rest of the plane safely lands. No debris field. No nothing.

Here’s the OG tweet

A plane that size goes down in a swamp and it's likely there's only a few scattered pieces to see

 

[wankstifier]

A plane that size goes down in a swamp and it's likely there's only a few scattered pieces to see

 

[Lord Defect]

A plane that size goes down in a swamp and it's likely there's only a few scattered pieces to see

They’re not crowdsourcing for pieces. They’re looking for an intact jet.

 

[Jack Straw]

A plane that size goes down in a swamp and it's likely there's only a few scattered pieces to see

Maybe the pilot left the cloaking device turned on.

 

[Lord Defect]

One of you that are bilingual with AI, can you make me a picture of a f-35 sitting on down rednecks front lawn, missing the tires, propped up on cinderblocks. Please.
I can either get a jet on a lawn or a Honda under a bridge. Can’t figure out what I’m doing wrong.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

There is nothing on that jet that would make it easy to find with satellite imagery or something like that? The jet is worth what 70 million and can’t find it? lol

 

[Beef Invictus]

They’re not crowdsourcing for pieces. They’re looking for an intact jet.

It's time for you to watch some Air Disasters

 

[Lord Defect]

It's time for you to watch some Air Disasters

Let’s back up.
John in is a F-35. He bails for some unknown reason over name your place USA. The government acknowledges that John bailed.
Now the government is asking for help in locating the jet.

The jet either never took off, or something seriously embarrassing happened to someone that have some friends with significant pull.

They’re not asking for help finding a portion of a wing. They’re looking for an entire f-35.

Anyone have boys in the 6-10 age range? A pm would be appreciated

 

[Lord Defect]

f*** off auto merge. That was a solid 5 minute dispersion between posts. Entirely different topics. Asshat.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Let’s back up.
John in is a F-35. He bails for some unknown reason over name your place USA. The government acknowledges that John bailed.
Now the government is asking for help in locating the jet.

The jet either never took off, or something seriously embarrassing happened to someone that have some friends with significant pull.

They’re not asking for help finding a portion of a wing. They’re looking for an entire f-35.

Anyone have boys in the 6-10 age range? A pm would be appreciated

If it went nose down into a swampy area then the entire debris field would be underground. It's really hard to find. This has happened before, with larger planes

 

[JojoTheWhale]

That’s a hell of a diagnosis swing

She thought she had an infection in the drain in her side, so she went to the hospital to have it treated. They looked at it and said total organ failure, you have 48 hours or less.

 

[Lord Defect]

If it went nose down into a swampy area then the entire debris field would be underground. It's really hard to find. This has happened before, with larger planes

Don’t you work for the gubment?

She thought she had an infection in the drain in her side, so she went to the hospital to have it treated. They looked at it and said total organ failure, you have 48 hours or less.

That’s, well I don’t know if I have words for that. Wow. Wow.

There’s been a seemingly significant amount of cancer related conversation here I. The past year or so.

Please make sure you get your yearly blood work done. Cancer f***ing sucks. Don’t help it.

 

[Jack Straw]

She thought she had an infection in the drain in her side, so she went to the hospital to have it treated. They looked at it and said total organ failure, you have 48 hours or less.

That’s horrible. It’s very kind of your wife to make that trip, that can’t be easy.

 

[Lord Defect]

Beef. Beef!