OT: 115th Obsequious Banter Thread: 115 Minutes of Fame

Who did "Fame" best?


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Embiid

Marcus Hayes "bitch" slapper
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Bivens in the presser offered a kelly green sweatshirt to the Eagles fan who had his stolen by Cavalcante.

The prankster with the little rascals comment was classic though....making Bivens look like the chump he is. Must have been a Stern guy...
 

VladDrag

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Related to @Embiid alien posts....

Last week I was in the outer banks vacationing. One of the nights, my father in law, wife and myself were on the porch having a few drinks. The sky was super clear, you could see every star in the sky.

All of a sudden, to the Northwest, we started seeing lights (we saw about 20 in all) that appeared out of nowhere, travelling in a line towards the east. They all appeared at the same spot, travelled a certain distance (about a foot visually, but I have no idea how far it actually was) then disappeared all in the same spot. It was pretty crazy.

I looked it up, and I'm pretty sure it was SpaceX's Starlink
 

Embiid

Marcus Hayes "bitch" slapper
May 27, 2010
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Related to @Embiid alien posts....

Last week I was in the outer banks vacationing. One of the nights, my father in law, wife and myself were on the porch having a few drinks. The sky was super clear, you could see every star in the sky.

All of a sudden, to the Northwest, we started seeing lights (we saw about 20 in all) that appeared out of nowhere, travelling in a line towards the east. They all appeared at the same spot, travelled a certain distance (about a foot visually, but I have no idea how far it actually was) then disappeared all in the same spot. It was pretty crazy.

I looked it up, and I'm pretty sure it was SpaceX's Starlink
Yeah as I was reading it sounded like Starlink.
 

Captain Dave Poulin

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Related to @Embiid alien posts....

Last week I was in the outer banks vacationing. One of the nights, my father in law, wife and myself were on the porch having a few drinks. The sky was super clear, you could see every star in the sky.

All of a sudden, to the Northwest, we started seeing lights (we saw about 20 in all) that appeared out of nowhere, travelling in a line towards the east. They all appeared at the same spot, travelled a certain distance (about a foot visually, but I have no idea how far it actually was) then disappeared all in the same spot. It was pretty crazy.

I looked it up, and I'm pretty sure it was SpaceX's Starlink

Uh, they clearly jumped to hyperspace. Duh.
 

Kermit the Prog

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Related to @Embiid alien posts....

Last week I was in the outer banks vacationing. One of the nights, my father in law, wife and myself were on the porch having a few drinks. The sky was super clear, you could see every star in the sky.

All of a sudden, to the Northwest, we started seeing lights (we saw about 20 in all) that appeared out of nowhere, travelling in a line towards the east. They all appeared at the same spot, travelled a certain distance (about a foot visually, but I have no idea how far it actually was) then disappeared all in the same spot. It was pretty crazy.

I looked it up, and I'm pretty sure it was SpaceX's Starlink

"Could you tell me where Cornbread is....TURKEY!"
 
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Kermit the Prog

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It was inevitable. Courtesy of one of my (many) degenerate friends...

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Embiid

Marcus Hayes "bitch" slapper
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JojoTheWhale

"You should keep it." -- Striiker
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This just felt off to me, so I went to do some research because I love libraries and books.

It turns out this is old provincial governmental policy being poorly written and implemented. The reason the cutoff is 2008 is because books are re-evaluated after 15 years. You have topics such as computers, sports, and other of the time material that needs to be culled for relevancy reasons. This is why the shelves were empty, as all of those books had to be pulled for the review. As part of this process, because mistakes happen on operations of this scale, exactly one copy of The Diary of Anne Frank and The Very Hungry Caterpillar were removed. Not all of them. And they were returned when the mistake was noticed.

As always, the story in the headline is half the story at best and leads you down ridiculous roads.

*Edit* The "you" here is not specifically you. I should have said "us" instead.
 
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Embiid

Marcus Hayes "bitch" slapper
May 27, 2010
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Chickie's & Pete's is having Cavalcanti Crab Fries night for 2 weeks in celebration of his capture....:sarcasm:
 
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