OT: 115th Obsequious Banter Thread: 115 Minutes of Fame

[Striiker]

https://x.com/JoeHoldenCBS3/status/1701936246438690873?s=20

Don't know how to post tweets, but they finally got him. About time

You just paste the tweet link like normal, but replace “x” with “Twitter” in the url and it works like before.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

This is going to suck. I live just to the left of Halifax.

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So basically directly in the path, yikes! Batten down the hatches and stay safe, bud.

 

[wankstifier]

I may finally have the answer to why I keep waking up with eggs in my bed and the world is laughing

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Yo we got a baby

Congratulations

Yo we got a baby

Congratulations

Books are cool and all, but did you see those mummified alien corpses?!

fake

 

[Lord Defect]

In honor of beef chuck I present a poorly timed photo of snugs with a guest appearance by lambchop

 

[Danko]

@Beef Invictus congrats on the beef

 

[VladDrag]

Yo we got a baby

Congrats Beef!!!!

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[Embiid]

Milk Chocolate eggs were the prize..

 

[Flybynite]

What a piece of shit. I hope his yachts sink.

 

[Young Sandwich]

fake

Yes. I maybe should have added more exclamation points and question marks at the end of my post.

 

[wankstifier]

What a piece of shit. I hope his yachts sink.

It's the avocado toast guy. Ken Klippenstein also sucks.

 

[Beef Invictus]

What a piece of shit. I hope his yachts sink.

What's his plan to develop property when nobody can afford it

 

[Lord Defect]

What a piece of shit. I hope his yachts sink.

What’s his company do so I know not to buy shit from him?

Looks like his web developer is either currently unemployed or decided to stick it to Tim

 

[Lord Defect]

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Is this not John Goodman narrating?

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

What a piece of shit. I hope his yachts sink.

Eat the rich

 

[ajgoal]

The real reason @Appleyard wants to move to Portugal.

 

[DancingPanther]

Related to @Embiid alien posts....

Last week I was in the outer banks vacationing. One of the nights, my father in law, wife and myself were on the porch having a few drinks. The sky was super clear, you could see every star in the sky.

All of a sudden, to the Northwest, we started seeing lights (we saw about 20 in all) that appeared out of nowhere, travelling in a line towards the east. They all appeared at the same spot, travelled a certain distance (about a foot visually, but I have no idea how far it actually was) then disappeared all in the same spot. It was pretty crazy.

I looked it up, and I'm pretty sure it was SpaceX's Starlink

We saw them too, it was starlink. As always, it's never aliens

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

What a piece of shit. I hope his yachts sink.

Tax the rich, feed the poor until they’re rich no more.

 

[Superman33]

Related to @Embiid alien posts....

Last week I was in the outer banks vacationing. One of the nights, my father in law, wife and myself were on the porch having a few drinks. The sky was super clear, you could see every star in the sky.

All of a sudden, to the Northwest, we started seeing lights (we saw about 20 in all) that appeared out of nowhere, travelling in a line towards the east. They all appeared at the same spot, travelled a certain distance (about a foot visually, but I have no idea how far it actually was) then disappeared all in the same spot. It was pretty crazy.

I looked it up, and I'm pretty sure it was SpaceX's Starlink

I saw them last summer for the first time and it was perfect timing in the process. They were just spaced far enough that you'd see one, follow it out of view, then go back to catch the next one. I was high and legit thought the world was ending.

I feel like there should be public notice announcements for when they're going to be in your area. Could see a War of the Worlds panic situation going down in some parts of the world.

 

[Rebels57]

What a piece of shit. I hope his yachts sink.

Hopefully he drowns with it.

 

[wankstifier]

One of the guys invited to the US Congressional hearing about UAP attended the event in Mexico and was surprised by the spectacle. Seems pretty pissed.

 

[Embiid]

One of the guys invited to the US Congressional hearing about UAP attended the event in Mexico and was surprised by the spectacle. Seems pretty pissed.

Yeah that was not the best approach to getting people more serious about the issue...

 

[achdumeingute]

Yo we got a baby

Happy for you and your family. Hopefully this one is focused less on plotting your demise.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Happy for you and your family. Hopefully this one is focused less on plotting your demise.

Thank you but I think I'm a goner