OT: 115th Obsequious Banter Thread: 115 Minutes of Fame

[Jack Straw]

Yo we got a baby

Species?

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Chickie's & Pete's is having Cavalcanti Crab Fries night for 2 weeks in celebration of his capture....

I heard you get a free Brazilian wax with that.

 

[Embiid]

Species?

Non-human biologic?

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Yo we got a baby

Congratulations, Bif!

If Merlin shows up, grab the kid and run. I've seen the movie, Excalibur, and aside from a very naked Cherie Lunghi and a boobalicious Helen Mirren, it's not a happy story.

 

[ajgoal]

Just don't beat any up.

Congrats!

 

[Embiid]

For all you outdoors folks like Cavalcante..

Ticks that cause a life-threatening red meat allergy are spreading. Know these signs

Alpha gal syndrome, which causes a red meat allergy from a tick bite, is becoming more common in the U.S. Know the symptoms of this potentially deadly illness.

www.aol.com

 

[Lord Defect]

For all you outdoors folks like Cavalcante..

Ticks that cause a life-threatening red meat allergy are spreading. Know these signs

Alpha gal syndrome, which causes a red meat allergy from a tick bite, is becoming more common in the U.S. Know the symptoms of this potentially deadly illness.

www.aol.com

I wholly endorse a full throttle effort to eradicate this tick

 

[Jack Straw]

Non-human biologic?

Better than non-human botanical.

 

[Lord Defect]

Yo we got a baby

Congratulations man. I hope good posts come from this child as well.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Do you call sitting on a toilet with diarrhea while your gums are bleeding “the werewolf”

No, I call it "Crossword Puzzle Time"

 

[ajgoal]

Yo we got a baby

This is good.

Congratulations!

 

[Kermit the Prog]

I wholly endorse a full throttle effort to eradicate this tick

Burn down the forests.

 

[trostol]

Yo we got a baby

Congo rats....just don't yeet it into the sun

 

[Embiid]

Burn down the forests.

 

[Rebels57]

Yo we got a baby

Congrats! Hopefully the newest little Meatwad doesn't want to vivisect you like the first one.

 

[ajgoal]

Congrats! Hopefully the newest little Meatwad doesn't want to vivisect you like the first one.

They'll probably team up.

 

[Young Sandwich]

This just felt off to me, so I went to do some research because I love libraries and books.

It turns out this is old provincial governmental policy being poorly written and implemented. The reason the cutoff is 2008 is because books are re-evaluated after 15 years. You have topics such as computers, sports, and other of the time material that needs to be culled for relevancy reasons. This is why the shelves were empty, as all of those books had to be pulled for the review. As part of this process, because mistakes happen on operations of this scale, exactly one copy of The Diary of Anne Frank and The Very Hungry Caterpillar were removed. Not all of them. And they were returned when the mistake was noticed.

As always, the story in the headline is half the story at best and leads you down ridiculous roads.

*Edit* The "you" here is not specifically you. I should have said "us" instead.

Books are cool and all, but did you see those mummified alien corpses?!

 

[ajgoal]

Books are cool and all, but did you see those mummified alien corpses?!

I will say, I appreciate the simplicity of my kindle and the fact that it involves much less stuff, but mummified books still smell great.

 

[Young Sandwich]

I will say, I appreciate the simplicity of my kindle and the fact that it involves much less stuff, but mummified books still smell great.

Ancient book flesh does smell fantastic.

 

[Magua]

The Necronomicon smells like shit.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Books are cool and all, but did you see those mummified alien corpses?!

Stored right next to a butter cow, I presume.

 

[Cody Webster]

First look at the property...

 

[Danko]

Im not buying that alien corpse

 

[ajgoal]

Im not buying that alien corpse

Is it actually for sale?

 

[Tripod]

This is going to suck. I live just to the left of Halifax.