OT: 115th Obsequious Banter Thread: 115 Minutes of Fame

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

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Game over.

Hopefully he doesn’t dislocate his hip doing it

 

[Striiker]

I warned you guys about Brazilians.

But did you listen? Of course not. And look what happened.

The “birds” will be next and there won’t just be one of them.

 

[Embiid]

Tantalising sign of possible life on faraway world

Nasa's James Webb Telescope may have discovered a molecule thought only to be produced by life.

www.bbc.com

 

[Embiid]

I was going to say this dude must have had prior experience hiding..

Escaped Pa. murderer learned to dodge authorities while hiding out in Brazilian wilderness after earlier killing

Danelo Cavalcante, 34 — who infamously crab-walked up two walls at Chester County Prison to escape Aug. 31 — spent weeks in 2017 hiding out in the rural fields and ranches outside Figue…

nypost.com

 

[Beef Invictus]

I was going to say this dude must have had prior experience hiding..

Escaped Pa. murderer learned to dodge authorities while hiding out in Brazilian wilderness after earlier killing

Danelo Cavalcante, 34 — who infamously crab-walked up two walls at Chester County Prison to escape Aug. 31 — spent weeks in 2017 hiding out in the rural fields and ranches outside Figue…

nypost.com

The fact that he's bamboozled the dogs is nuts. Usually once those are brought in it's game over in short order.

 

[Cody Webster]

Sounds like they might have this guy surrounded...finally....they have a heat signature they found in the woods along a creek. They are working on pushing it out now. It's about a mile from where he broke into the house last night

 

[DancingPanther]

Sounds like they might have this guy surrounded...finally....they have a heat signature they found in the woods along a creek. They are working on pushing it out now. It's about a mile from where he broke into the house last night

inb4 deer

 

[Cody Webster]

inb4 deer

Yep, probably, or a horse.

he's still out there and I'm on my way to Bandon...

 

[Cody Webster]

Window seat and an empty middle seat, perfect

 

[Lord Defect]

https://x.com/kagespatz/status/1701881428965986388?s=10&t=QLWneGILBP54BXqE87yNbA

 

[Embiid]

https://x.com/kagespatz/status/1701881428965986388?s=10&t=QLWneGILBP54BXqE87yNbA

Some background

ET phone home..

Two ‘non-human alien corpses’ unveiled in Mexico’s Congress: Report

UFOlogist Jaime Maussan said: "These specimen are not part of our terrestrial evolution"

www.hindustantimes.com

 

[Beef Invictus]

Weren't these things already debunked years ago

 

[wankstifier]

Weren't these things already debunked years ago

I think they were also presented in 2017.

 

[Embiid]

I think they were also presented in 2017.

Repeat below

 

[Embiid]

I think they were also presented in 2017.

Supposedly they are different from the ones in 2017....mentioned in article but who knows.

And I will repeat ...I believe my mom as a witness 100% and that is as far as I will go. These other reports I will just continue to be agnostic. This story in general is pretty kooky if not a hoax or not found to be kids with elongated heads. Weird about eggs in one of them though...

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@Beef Invictus A buddy was on CNBC last night to talk about the MGM hack. He bought this thing just to put it on tv.

 

[Lord Defect]

https://x.com/cbcnews/status/1701913020085965282?s=46&t=QLWneGILBP54BXqE87yNbA

 

[Embiid]

Window seat and an empty middle seat, perfect

That shit is golden. Airlines are starting to "pilot" "kid free zones" for extra money of course. This is open to parents with kids as well...j/k..lol

European airline testing kid-free seating zone for adults only, but it'll cost extra

Ever had a crying baby near you during a flight? This airline is testing a kid-free seating zone for adults only, but it'll cost you.

abc7chicago.com

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Beef Invictus A buddy was on CNBC last night to talk about the MGM hack. He bought this thing just to put it on tv.

This is f***ing incredible. And he's sitting there. Knowing it's there. Keeping a straight face. This is thrilling.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Oh right Beefette is ejecting a baby this morning. This is an experience we will have.

The Child is excited but nervous

 

[VladDrag]

Just saw on twitter, unverified account, they got the escaped prisoner in custody. Have no idea if true

 

[Lord Defect]

Oh right Beefette is ejecting a baby this morning. This is an experience we will have.

The Child is excited but nervous

Good luck without all man. Make sure you get her that raspberry ice cream from the maternity ward fridge.

@Beef Invictus A buddy was on CNBC last night to talk about the MGM hack. He bought this thing just to put it on tv.

The hell is it?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Good luck without all man. Make sure you get her that raspberry ice cream from the maternity ward fridge.


The hell is it?

Sandwich warmer.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

https://x.com/JoeHoldenCBS3/status/1701936246438690873?s=20

Don't know how to post tweets, but they finally got him. About time

 

[Lord Defect]

Sandwich warmer.

I don’t believe you

I don’t believe you

Ok I see it now. I thought the drawers below were part of it