OT: 115th Obsequious Banter Thread: 115 Minutes of Fame

[LegionOfDoom91]

My dad used to have a pistol for work but that shit was always locked up in box under his bed when he wasn’t carrying it for work.

My grandfather used to carry for his work too but he was also a veteran & hunted so he had a larger weapon cache but he was a stickler on gun safety. His guns were always tightly secured in his office next his bedroom. He had a steel trap when it came to his inventory too.

 

[Cody Webster]

People just leaving loaded guns in their garage...Dude wtf

That's those "country" folk for ya

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

My dad used to have a pistol for work but that shit was always locked up in box under his bed when he wasn’t carrying it for work.

My grandfather used to carry for his work too but he was also a veteran & hunted so he had a larger weapon cache but he was a stickler on gun safety. His guns were always tightly secured in his office next his bedroom. He had a steel trap when it came to his inventory too.

Nobody flakes on the vig when you are packing heat. I bet your dad and gramps told you that one.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

This shit is surreal.

View from the front yard of my job.

 

[Flybynite]

This shit is surreal.

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View from the front yard of my job.

Helicopter looking for a criminal... Damn, you never live in Philly? That's like every night brah

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[DancingPanther]

It's incredible that those 3 planes each carried about 600 people innit

That's those "country" folk for ya

Pennsyltucky baby

 

[Flybynite]

Multiple dams collapsed from too much rain dumped by a system that had previously flooded Greece and moved south across the Med and strengthened into what they call a 'Medicane' for like Mediterranean Hurricane.

Earthquake killing thousands of people in Morocco, floods killing thousands in Libya... where are the locasts gonna hit?

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

My money is on a citizen killing him and that person getting more time in jail then this guy served.

I would think it would be hard to find a jury to convict him/her with the negative press this guy gets. They should be given a medal

 

[Embiid]

People just leaving loaded guns in their garage...Dude wtf

The garage was left open to boot ....lol

The van he stole also had the keys in the ignition...

 

[Embiid]

Dead insect in my Trader Joe's bag of Arugula. Well guess it really is organic...

 

[Flybynite]

Dead insect in my Trader Joe's bag of Arugula. Well guess it really is organic...

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Trader Joe's keeps issuing recalls. Rocks, insects, metal in our food. Is it time to worry?

Trader Joe's has recalled crackers that may contain metal, cookies that may contain rocks and broccoli cheddar soup that may contain insects.

www.usatoday.com

6 recalls in the last 2 months.

 

[achdumeingute]

Multiple dams collapsed from too much rain dumped by a system that had previously flooded Greece and moved south across the Med and strengthened into what they call a 'Medicane' for like Mediterranean Hurricane.

Earthquake killing thousands of people in Morocco, floods killing thousands in Libya... where are the locasts gonna hit?

Can they hurry up (or the terminators/aliens/whatever)? The day to day grind is getting exhausting.

 

[Embiid]

Dead insect in my Trader Joe's bag of Arugula. Well guess it really is organic...

Trader Joe's keeps issuing recalls. Rocks, insects, metal in our food. Is it time to worry?

Trader Joe's has recalled crackers that may contain metal, cookies that may contain rocks and broccoli cheddar soup that may contain insects.

www.usatoday.com

6 recalls in the last 2 months.

Was wondering why the Multigrain crackers were missing.....I used to eat those! Nice to know I may have ingested metals.....

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Helicopter looking for a criminal... Damn, you never live in Philly? That's like every night brah

Never lived, but did stay for a month or so for work once. I remember hearing them all the time.

 

[Cody Webster]

The garage was left open to boot ....lol

The van he stole also had the keys in the ignition...

Supposedly, the guy was in the garage when he came in

 

[Embiid]

Supposedly, the guy was in the garage when he came in

Worse..lol

 

[Embiid]

Could have told you this

FDA to rule on pulling Benadryl and Sudafed from pharmacy shelves

The Food and Drug Administration ruled that a common medicine for nasal stuffiness found in common decongestants is ineffective. It is metabolized in the gut and doesn't reach the nose.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Danko]

Dead insect in my Trader Joe's bag of Arugula. Well guess it really is organic...

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There's videos online, they simply just pick the stuff and shove it in a bag.

 

[Beef Invictus]

As long as nobody ever touches my pseudoephedrine

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Dead insect in my Trader Joe's bag of Arugula. Well guess it really is organic...

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Never a bad thing for added protein

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Game over.

 

[Lord Defect]

Worse..lol

And fired 7 rounds at the guy. He missed.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

(peers over glasses)

To be fair, orangutans are apes, not monkeys.

@Beef Invictus and I were just discussing this the other day. It is a very important distinction to make.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

The PA State Police continue to look like the keystone cops in this whole ordeal.

TBF Pennsylvania, is the Keystone State.