OT: 114th Obsequious Banter Thread: One fortnight and counting

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Kill me.

Sorry it’s not Taylor Swift

 

[Beef Invictus]

It won’t fit in my garage. I just measured.

But it’s an intact NASA security van. I need to try to figure this out.

It's the roof camera that put me over the top. All the electronics monitoring is completely obsolete these days, but that camera is cool as hell.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Wait I looked again and the thing I thought was a radio scanner was not. All systems are go

 

[ajgoal]

We don't need to be enabling @JojoTheWhale to get more information about us.

 

[Lord Defect]

They are called freckles. Although this was our 40th bday vacation, so I am an old man now.

Happy belated

 

[Lord Defect]

Got rid of the homemade filter and bought a stronger canister filter. Picked up a few cichlids. Made them a slate cave set up on the right. Made a basking area for the turtles above the tank. Reorganize the rocks, wood, and plants. Turtles immediately moved some of the plants.
They’re assholes.
I’ve scraped out no less than 15 egg clutches one snail laid in the tank in the past month. They’re supposed to do 3 or so. This one’s an over achiever.

 

[Embiid]

This crap is gonna pick up....

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[JojoTheWhale]

We don't need to be enabling @JojoTheWhale to get more information about us.

Want to help me build a garage for it in @Striiker ‘s yard?

 

[Lord Defect]

Want to help me build a garage for it in @Striiker ‘s yard?

Why are you putting a surveillance van in a minors yard?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Why are you putting a surveillance van in a minors yard?

Don't be ridiculous. It will be in a garage covered with fake birds. Completely different.

 

[ajgoal]

Want to help me build a garage for it in @Striiker ‘s yard?

....

 

[BernieParent]

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@Beef Invictus Talk me out of buying this. A wiring defect. Anything.

The systems look intact...

Rear-wheel drive. Pass.

 

[Flybynite]

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Got rid of the homemade filter and bought a stronger canister filter. Picked up a few cichlids. Made them a slate cave set up on the right. Made a basking area for the turtles above the tank. Reorganize the rocks, wood, and plants. Turtles immediately moved some of the plants.
They’re assholes.
I’ve scraped out no less than 15 egg clutches one snail laid in the tank in the past month. They’re supposed to do 3 or so. This one’s an over achiever.

How many does it take to make a decent sized omelet?

 

[Striiker]

Want to help me build a garage for it in @Striiker ‘s yard?

I’m fine with this. You can both come over and survey the yard tomorrow.

Perfect timing too. I’m making soup.

 

[wankstifier]

I’m fine with this. You can both come over and survey the yard tomorrow.

Perfect timing too. I’m making soup.

If birds aren't real, why do you eat so many nuggets? Sorry if this has been addressed.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I’m fine with this. You can both come over and survey the yard tomorrow.

Perfect timing too. I’m making soup.

Funny thing is those Lightning McQueen crocs sell for a ton.

 

[Striiker]

If birds aren't real, why do you eat so many nuggets? Sorry if this has been addressed.

Yeah, I mentioned this before but it was a long time ago.

Chickens were spared from the bird purge because they can’t fly like the other drones. Penguins too.

Funny thing is those Lightning McQueen crocs sell for a ton.

There’s nothing funny about having style.

 

[Flybynite]

Charleston, SC being hit by the now Tropical Storm Idalia. Top-5 storm surge in the harbor since it was passing by near high tide... but also some tornados have spawned.

This small twister formed on the road and was enough to lift up and flip that car.

 

[trostol]

From the roof of my job

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

I’m fine with this. You can both come over and survey the yard tomorrow.

Perfect timing too. I’m making soup.

It's not very often that something on the internet makes me uncomfortable, but this did it.


Just imagining the grease is making me shudder.

 

[Striiker]

It's not very often that something on the internet makes me uncomfortable, but this did it.


Just imagining the grease is making me shudder.

It's actually great for your skin.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

It's actually great for your skin.

Buddy, I used to work at a Peruvian restaurant and currently work in the Costco rotisserie sweat shop. I can smell that picture. If I did that I'd never feel clean again.

 

[Striiker]

Buddy, I used to work at a Peruvian restaurant and currently work in the Costco rotisserie sweat shop. I can smell that picture. If I did that I'd never feel clean again.

Some of us suffer for our art.

Striiker's Famous 12 Chicken Soup requires sacrifices.

 

[Embiid]

From the roof of my job

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Next Sixers city edition jersey.....

 

[trostol]

Next Sixers city edition jersey.....

i should trademark it now then lol