OT: 114th Obsequious Banter Thread: One fortnight and counting

[Chicken N Raffls]

Rear-wheel drive. Pass.

Lol. Like you know what front wheel drive is. Or automatic trans for that matter.

 

[Lord Defect]

From the roof of my job

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Amazing shot, but this is immediately what I thought of when I saw it.

It looks like a level from tmnt turtles in time.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

It won’t fit in my garage. I just measured.

But it’s an intact NASA surveillance van. I need to try to figure this out.

I didn't get it at first. Now I get it.

I didn't look at the pictures, but let me guess...it's bigger on the inside, no?

 

[BernieParent]

Lol. Like you know what front wheel drive is. Or automatic trans for that matter.

Hey, I was reaching here to help @JojoTheWhale! I almost dissed it for the lack of CD player listed in the features, but then I looked at the interior photos.

 

[Jack Straw]

I didn't get it at first. Now I get it.

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I didn't look at the pictures, but let me guess...it's bigger on the inside, no?

 

[Embiid]

The senselessness....hope they find the culprits

Navy veteran brutally beaten, robbed while walking dog in Philadelphia

The attack left the Navy veteran with more than 100 stitches, broken teeth and a brain injury.

6abc.com

 

[Beef Invictus]

Rear-wheel drive. Pass.

That is 90% of the fun

 

[Rebels57]

Just went to a Sheetz for the first time. It sucks. Wawa>>

 

[Lord Defect]

I wonder if there’s any microfilm hidden in that van

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I didn't get it at first. Now I get it.

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I didn't look at the pictures, but let me guess...it's bigger on the inside, no?

No, it’s literally a NASA security surveillance van with all the equipment still in it.

This is the section of NASA that used it: Protective Services

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Just went to a Sheetz for the first time. It sucks. Wawa>>

When I try to describe Wawa to people down here they almost always go “oh so it’s like sheetz”. Which angers me.

They’re actually opening a few Wawas down here, which cannot happen soon enough.

 

[PDX Flyer]

Looks like Bernie needs some rest after a crazy night with the Blue moon. Tough life

 

[Beef Invictus]

Just went to a Sheetz for the first time. It sucks. Wawa>>

Sheetz is all I've got so it's better than nothing, but yeah. Wawa rolls are light years ahead of Sheetz. And Sheetz, pathetically, is light years ahead of everything else around here. The bread game in Virginia is awful.

 

[Rebels57]

Sheetz is all I've got so it's better than nothing, but yeah. Wawa rolls are light years ahead of Sheetz. And Sheetz, pathetically, is light years ahead of everything else around here. The bread game in Virginia is awful.

Im driving through Virginia right now on my way to Asheville, NC. What are you doing here? Come join us above the Mason Dixon.

Also, listening to Depeche Mode in Virginia is a jarring juxtaposition.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Im driving through Virginia right now on my way to Asheville, NC. What are you doing here? Come join us above the Mason Dixon.

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Also, listening to Depeche Mode in Virginia is a jarring juxtaposition.

When you come across a high school, drive really slowly and blast "Little 15" from Music For the Masses as loud as you can. Leer as much as possible and never blink.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

No, it’s literally a NASA security surveillance van with all the equipment still in it.

This is the section of NASA that used it: Protective Services

Aliens. Btw since we are rained in today we will be solving a murder.

I wonder if there’s any microfilm hidden in that van

 

[Jack Straw]

Big win in stage 6 of the Vuelta for Sepp Kuss. He has a chance to become the 2nd American to win the Vuelta.

 

[DancingPanther]

Just went to a Sheetz for the first time. It sucks. Wawa>>

I have both out here. Wawa is better for sandwiches. Any type of sandwich. And mac and cheese

Sheetz is better for other comfort food like quesadillas or fried stuff like mozz sticks, jalapeno poppers, mac and cheese bites, spicy nugs, cheese stuffed pretzel, etc

If faced with the choice I get a hoagie from Wawa and mac and cheese every time, but there's a time and a place for sheetz and their grease

 

[Embiid]

A.I. Elvis at 88...

 

[BernieParent]

I didn't get it at first. Now I get it.

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I didn't look at the pictures, but let me guess...it's bigger on the inside, no?

It only goes to figure. If NASA understands anything ...

... it understands space.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

It only goes to figure. If NASA understands anything ...

... it understands space.

You are, as always, the man.

 

[Danko]

This crap is gonna pick up....

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Was watching the documentary "Telemarketers" on Netflix the other night and at one point in the show the documentary guys are called by a telemarketer who converses with them....the only thing is they know the voice on the other end and the guy has been dead for 2 years.

Telemarketers are already using the voices of former callers trained with AI to call you.

 

[Flybynite]

Is Putin gonna release a "If I did it" book like OJ lol

 

[Beef Invictus]

Im driving through Virginia right now on my way to Asheville, NC. What are you doing here? Come join us above the Mason Dixon.

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Also, listening to Depeche Mode in Virginia is a jarring juxtaposition.

I live and work here lol. Blame my parents for moving south. I ventured back northward.

There's some food they do better here, but god damn do I always want better hoagies. Always. My blood cries out for them.

 

[Magua]

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I miss when Who was good.