OT: 114th Obsequious Banter Thread: One fortnight and counting

[JojoTheWhale]

I think you mentioned that you went to Australia/New Zealand recently. How did you survive the flight?

By being so stubborn that I refused to admit I was miserable.

I basically just read the whole way.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Rovell decided to go on a betting panel with actual +EV bettors with a conscience. They're absolutely destroying him. PLEASE let video of this surface.

 

[ajgoal]

By being so stubborn that I refused to admit I was miserable.

I basically just read the whole way.

How long was your flight? I didn't find the flight to and from Japan to be that bad, but I think they're a few hours shorter. The JAL plane was especially comfortable.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Rovell decided to go on a betting panel with actual +EV bettors with a conscience. They're absolutely destroying him. PLEASE let video of this surface.

Please @ me if it does.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Every single person that pays money to watch Musk and Zuckerberg fight should be sent to a Gulag.

I'm probably willing to even throw anyone that is even interested in a fight between them in the Gulag.

I'd pay to watch this though.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

We hired a new kid at work recently (he just turned 19, so he was born in 04). He and I were chatting today and he mentioned this "new video game that came out recently, Baldur's Gate 3."

I immediately let him know that I'm familiar with the series, and I've been playing it longer than he's been alive. I think I spontaneously grew several new gray hairs.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Every single person that pays money to watch Musk and Zuckerberg fight should be sent to a Gulag.

I'm probably willing to even throw anyone that is even interested in a fight between them in the Gulag.

I'd pay money to watch them being in the Gulag.

 

[Beef Invictus]

We hired a new kid at work recently (he just turned 19, so he was born in 04). He and I were chatting today and he mentioned this "new video game that came out recently, Baldur's Gate 3."

I immediately let him know that I'm familiar with the series, and I've been playing it longer than he's been alive. I think I spontaneously grew several new gray hairs.

It's wild that at the rate things are going, The Child will have Skyrim as a formative gaming experience on top of Goat Simulator 3.

 

[DancingPanther]

By being so stubborn that I refused to admit I was miserable.

I basically just read the whole way.

I didn't know you could read. Must have been that Penn State education. We are!

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Please @ me if it does.

From what I can tell, it’s not recorded. But I definitely will.

I know no one here probably knows them, but it’s not just actual +EV bettors like Steve Fezzik and Rob Pizzola on this panel. It’s guys like Jeffrey Benson who run profitable but fair books and they’re gutting him like a fish. He’s trying to say he speaks for the squares and they’re all telling him that he’s f***ing every last one of them over by design. Rovell’s response was that essentially he invested in the company and had to fix the idea that anyone cared about the truth.

Apparently one of the experts on ActionNetwork is an actual chicken.

How long was your flight? I didn't find the flight to and from Japan to be that bad, but I think they're a few hours shorter. The JAL plane was especially comfortable.

6 hours to YVR from Newark. We stopped to take my MIL and her husband out to dinner. Then 15+ to Sydney. Came back via Auckland.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

It's wild that at the rate things are going, The Child will have Skyrim as a formative gaming experience on top of Goat Simulator 3.

The Child will be probably be in high school by the time TES VI releases lol

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

From what I can tell, it’s not recorded. But I definitely will.

I know no one here probably knows them, but it’s not just actual +EV bettors like Steve Fezzik and Rob Pizzola on this panel. It’s guys like Jeffrey Benson who run profitable but fair books and they’re gutting him like a fish. He’s trying to say he speaks for the squares and they’re all telling him that he’s f***ing every last one of them over by design. Rovell’s response was that essentially he invested in the company and had to fix the idea that anyone cared about the truth.

Apparently one of the experts on ActionNetwork is an actual chicken.



6 hours to YVR from Newark. We stopped to take my MIL and her husband out to dinner. Then 15+ to Sydney. Came back via Auckland.

This is what he walked away with from it though:

 

[Beef Invictus]

The Child will be probably be in high school by the time TES VI releases lol

They haven't even finished Spacerim. 2-3 years for that, then probably 7-10 years for TES VI and we're looking at 16-20 as the age range for release

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

They haven't even finished Spacerim. 2-3 years for that, then probably 7-10 years for TES VI and we're looking at 16-20 as the age range for release

No Man's Skyrim comes out in like 3 weeks bossmang.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

I'd pay to watch this though.

All these years I thought people who called miniature golf putt-putt were wrong. I stand corrected (phrasing)

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

All these years I thought people who called miniature golf putt-putt were wrong. I stand corrected (phrasing)

We called it putt-putt when we were kids. Think 45-50 years ago

 

[Lord Defect]

We called it putt-putt when we were kids. Think 45-50 years ago

I feel like all mini golf is mini golf but only putt putt branded mini golf was putt putt.

 

[Beef Invictus]

No Man's Skyrim comes out in like 3 weeks bossmang.

Big if true

 

[trostol]

proof that aliens are real and here..same with Musk

 

[trostol]

how is Slamball a thing

 

[Embiid]

 

[Jack Straw]

Zouzou showing off her favorite toy. She literally carries it around the house.

 

[PDX Flyer]

Zouzou showing off her favorite toy. She literally carries it around the house.
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Bernie has an entire zoo. Doesn’t really play favorites. Here is his Fox and sloth

 

[Flybynite]

Estimated at least 80% (something like 1700+) of all buildings are destroyed.

The death toll has reached 80 and is the largest death toll in any natural disaster since a 1946 tsunami killed 146.

Sadly it's feared that this may even surpass it. The search crews and cadaver dogs have not even been going into most structures because of danger. There doesn't even seem to be any kind of accurate estimate on 'missing' either.

 

[DancingPanther]

Zouzou showing off her favorite toy. She literally carries it around the house.
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That would last 3 minutes here. Good girl