OT: 112th Obsequious Banter Thread: Nearing the Halfway Point of the Year

[Hollywood Cannon]

Tomorrow is now today.

CAN'T WAIT

 

[wankstifier]

Tomorrow is now today.

CAN'T WAIT

Why is he cooking like an infomercial actor?

 

[Embiid]

Man, this live stream of the bridge repair right now is fantastic...everyone's sitting around ready for lunch. 1 guy working.

I saw Hogiemouth "passed out" on the dirt rampart when I checked in....

 

[Danko]

Seriously, gotta get the Kensington zombies down there, just tell them you'll give them samples when its done. Be over by dinner.

 

[Jack Straw]

WHAT IS THIS???

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

WHAT IS THIS???

A dog. How high are you right now?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@Captain Dave Poulin made me remember to do something important. Apparently only part of him needs the bed.

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@Magua @Striiker @JojoTheWhale @Rebels57

I don't remember who all I need to tag on these.

WHO'S THE BEST M.A.D. CAT?!?! YES, THAT'S RIGHT! YOU ARE!

 

[Embiid]

Cuz cancer is a f***er..

Cancer rates are climbing among young people. It’s not clear why.

Vanessa Chapoy had just turned 24 when she felt the lump in her breast. It was “huge,” she remembers, “like the size of a walnut, or a big marble.” She went to the first in a series of doctors that…

thehill.com

 

[trostol]

A dog. How high are you right now?

clearly not enough..he hasn't hit that point where he is so high he has total clarity

 

[ajgoal]

WHO'S THE BEST M.A.D. CAT?!?! YES, THAT'S RIGHT! YOU ARE!

My poor doggo.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I found it again. Or it found me? Oh dear.

 

[landsbergfan]

Cuz cancer is a f***er..

Cancer rates are climbing among young people. It’s not clear why.

Vanessa Chapoy had just turned 24 when she felt the lump in her breast. It was “huge,” she remembers, “like the size of a walnut, or a big marble.” She went to the first in a series of doctors that…

thehill.com

Would be nice if insurance could help out with this trend

 

[gertbfrobe16]

Cuz cancer is a f***er..

Cancer rates are climbing among young people. It’s not clear why.

Vanessa Chapoy had just turned 24 when she felt the lump in her breast. It was “huge,” she remembers, “like the size of a walnut, or a big marble.” She went to the first in a series of doctors that…

thehill.com

all of societies ills are caused by diet soda and politics.

 

[ajgoal]

WHO'S THE BEST M.A.D. CAT?!?! YES, THAT'S RIGHT! YOU ARE!

At least you acknowledge that he's the best member of your org.

 

[Magua]

I found it again. Or it found me? Oh dear.

Hey, no Quackverse pick tipping!

 

[Jack Straw]

A dog. How high are you right now?

A few years ago I was fostering a very cute husky and I posted a picture of her on my FB page. One of my friends replied, "WHAT IS THIS?" I answered, "It's a dog". They say great minds think alike. Apparently sometimes great minds and twisted minds think alike.

So seriously now, new addition to the family?

 

[Rebels57]

Cuz cancer is a f***er..

Cancer rates are climbing among young people. It’s not clear why.

Vanessa Chapoy had just turned 24 when she felt the lump in her breast. It was “huge,” she remembers, “like the size of a walnut, or a big marble.” She went to the first in a series of doctors that…

thehill.com

It's the shit we are eating and drinking. Not that big of a mystery.

 

[Embiid]

It's the shit we are eating and drinking. Not that big of a mystery.

Shit we are breathing too

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

A few years ago I was fostering a very cute husky and I posted a picture of her on my FB page. One of my friends replied, "WHAT IS THIS?" I answered, "It's a dog". They say great minds think alike. Apparently sometimes great minds and twisted minds think alike.

So seriously now, new addition to the family?

Yes, we just got him today.

 

[Cody Webster]

Tomorrow is now today.

CAN'T WAIT

Starts at 5:45

 

[Flybynite]

So the 'temporary' fix for I-95 is they're gonna fill in the underpass to make a large mound and then have the road go over that mound?

 

[Beef Invictus]

So the 'temporary' fix for I-95 is they're gonna fill in the underpass to make a large mound and then have the road go over that mound?

Yes. Until they can get the detour established. Then they shall build a temporary bridge off to the side and shuttle traffic there, remove the fill and replace the burnt bride.

 

[ajgoal]

Yes. Until they can get the detour established. Then they shall build a temporary bridge off to the side and shuttle traffic there, remove the fill and replace the burnt bride.

Was Frank cooking again?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Hey, no Quackverse pick tipping!

This one is technically not a bumper sticker, but I cut through @Hollywood Cannon and @Starat327 ’s neck of the woods when I have to visit my parents. If it’s at night, there’s always a white Crown Vic parked on one busy road that has T H O T P A T R O L spelled out in blue police font across the trunk line. In my head canon, it definitely belongs to one of those two miscreants.

 

[Starat327]

This one is technically not a bumper sticker, but I cut through @Hollywood Cannon and @Starat327 ’s neck of the woods when I have to visit my parents. If it’s at night, there’s always a white Crown Vic parked on one busy road that has T H O T P A T R O L spelled out in blue police font across the trunk line. In my head canon, it definitely belongs to one of those two miscreants.

I can neither confirm nor deny.