OT: 112th Obsequious Banter Thread: Nearing the Halfway Point of the Year

[Flybynite]

Lol. Keeps getting away with it.

*edit* lol. I did not realize the top reply to that tweet was this gif hah.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

That's just your spin on this.

These are some pretty esoteric jokes, so if anybody is lost, bern or I would be more than willing to spell them out for you.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

only road i wanna drive on is route 66

We were out in Phoenix for the holidays and we did a tour of the Grand Canyon. Stopped in Williams,AZ on the way back. Wish we had more time there, it’s a nice little town

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

I learned a few years ago the reason the Blue Route (476 near Philly) annoyingly goes from 3 lanes to 2 is because of political pressure from different counties. Thanks for that!

RIP to that driver. I've never seen an explosion like that, but I do remember there being a truck fire on the overpass where 476 goes over 76 maybe in the 2000's. I don't think it got closed, but the guardrails were burnt to shit.

95 is a great way to get up and down the east coast. Back in 2006 I had to have been close to a record for Philly to Orlando. I left Philly with the girl I was dating at the time around 11pm, and I'm pretty sure we made it to some event we were supposed to be at by 12 or so. Took turns driving, only stopped for gas/bathroom, and literally went 85-90mph the whole way. No traffic. I really wish I could remember the details lol. It was nuts

Edit: wow that gummy was good. The whole reason for this post was this



My current favorite road in the world

 

[Cody Webster]

I learned a few years ago the reason the Blue Route (476 near Philly) annoyingly goes from 3 lanes to 2 is because of political pressure from different counties. Thanks for that!

RIP to that driver. I've never seen an explosion like that, but I do remember there being a truck fire on the overpass where 476 goes over 76 maybe in the 2000's. I don't think it got closed, but the guardrails were burnt to shit.

95 is a great way to get up and down the east coast. Back in 2006 I had to have been close to a record for Philly to Orlando. I left Philly with the girl I was dating at the time around 11pm, and I'm pretty sure we made it to some event we were supposed to be at by 12 or so. Took turns driving, only stopped for gas/bathroom, and literally went 85-90mph the whole way. No traffic. I really wish I could remember the details lol. It was nuts

Edit: wow that gummy was good. The whole reason for this post was this

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My current favorite road in the world

The 476/76 fire was back in the 90's, I think. I remember I was supposed to go to hockey practice at the Skatium, but that didn't happen

 

[Cody Webster]

 

[landsbergfan]

Lol wtf

 

[swami24]

Heck of a 24 hrs.

Mom's independant living community went on lock down for an active threat. Lifted in an hour, no explanation yet.
Our AC/heater died, will be replaced next Fri. Let's hope the forecast is correct, high temps in 79s and low 80s listed for now.
Father in law, 84, was in a fender bender, the guy he hit, also at first said he was fine, then asked for an ambulance. Told the Mrs, he may need to think about a lawyer.

Time for beverage and a stogie.

 

[Chinatown88]

 

[trostol]

Like..how...I can't solve it in 3.13 decades lol

 

[Magua]

 

[Young Sandwich]

Kid with the mask looks like he's trying open up a mosh pit to celebrate.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Like..how...I can't solve it in 3.13 decades lol

Was just thinking the same thing. I don’t get it lol

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Like..how...I can't solve it in 3.13 decades lol

You can do it consistently in a minute with practice. I promise you.

badmephisto.com/guide.html

 

[landsbergfan]

Is this official or does it need to be verified by an adult?

You can do it consistently in a minute with practice. I promise you.

badmephisto.com/guide.html

I used to know how to do it and tried to reteach myself when my kid got one but I’ve given up. I can get the first two rows. I know I can look up the answer but I wanted to feel smart by figuring it out. Now I feel dumb

 

[swami24]

I refused to look for the cheats, and worked at the cube for a long time in freshman year of college, 1981. Took forever to figure out the non corner bottom row spots. Finally did it. I do not remember what my fastest time was...but it was no where near anyone's record.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I used to know how to do it and tried to reteach myself when my kid got one but I’ve given up. I can get the first two rows. I know I can look up the answer but I wanted to feel smart by figuring it out. Now I feel dumb

It's not hard at all once you get the hang of it, and the pyramid one they came out with soon after is even easier, but doing it that quickly? That's insane.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

@Captain Dave Poulin check out my f***ing cat

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin check out my f***ing cat

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holy f***balls

EDIT: ... but next time crop your gross hand out of there, please and thank you.

 

[trostol]

 

[Danko]

Man, this live stream of the bridge repair right now is fantastic...everyone's sitting around ready for lunch. 1 guy working.

 

[Rebels57]

I don't understand this.

 

[ajgoal]

@Captain Dave Poulin made me remember to do something important. Apparently only part of him needs the bed.

@Magua @Striiker @JojoTheWhale @Rebels57

I don't remember who all I need to tag on these.

 

[Striiker]

@Captain Dave Poulin made me remember to do something important. Apparently only part of him needs the bed.

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@Magua @Striiker @JojoTheWhale @Rebels57

I don't remember who all I need to tag on these.

My idiot dog does that too

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin made me remember to do something important. Apparently only part of him needs the bed.

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@Magua @Striiker @JojoTheWhale @Rebels57

I don't remember who all I need to tag on these.