OT: 111th Obsequious Banter Thread: If threads were floors, this would be the tallest building in America

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Burt Gummer is the greatest character in the history of cinema and I'll fist fight anybody who disagrees.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Spent a couple years on and off as a "pizza guy" in my early 20's. Worth it for the stories for sure, and the money actually wasn't that bad, especially back then. Met the girl I dated through that decade because of Domino's. It's funny how life works sometimes. I'll never forget the first time I had to take a delivery to the mall. My buddy who worked there asked before I left, "You going to pick up some girls in your clownsuit, dude?" Walk of shame. A year or two later was walking through the same mall on my way to work at TGIF. I saw the people working at the picture place who had to wear the propeller beanies and thought, " Could be worse"

 

[Flybynite]

shocked that Shaq was able to hide from them for 5 months tho.

Spoiler

 

[Embiid]

Spent a couple years on and off as a "pizza guy" in my early 20's. Worth it for the stories for sure, and the money actually wasn't that bad, especially back then. Met the girl I dated through that decade because of Domino's. It's funny how life works sometimes. I'll never forget the first time I had to take a delivery to the mall. My buddy who worked there asked before I left, "You going to pick up some girls in your clownsuit, dude?" Walk of shame. A year or two later was walking through the same mall on my way to work at TGIF. I saw the people working at the picture place who had to wear the propeller beanies and thought, " Could be worse"

Clownsuit reminds me of this classic scene..

 

[Flybynite]

Spent a couple years on and off as a "pizza guy" in my early 20's. Worth it for the stories for sure, and the money actually wasn't that bad, especially back then. Met the girl I dated through that decade because of Domino's. It's funny how life works sometimes. I'll never forget the first time I had to take a delivery to the mall. My buddy who worked there asked before I left, "You going to pick up some girls in your clownsuit, dude?" Walk of shame. A year or two later was walking through the same mall on my way to work at TGIF. I saw the people working at the picture place who had to wear the propeller beanies and thought, " Could be worse"

Wait you mean pizza delivery wasn't like this?

 

[Embiid]

Wait you mean pizza delivery wasn't like this?

I remember when me and my friend in our pre-teen years got into boarding and my first board was a cheap "Executioner" skateboard...I mainly carried it around vs riding because I kind of sucked...lol

My friend got more into it than me and started buying all the more expensive boards...he was a big Tony Hawk fan...

Edit: Mine was lime green

 

[Cody Webster]

Spent a couple years on and off as a "pizza guy" in my early 20's. Worth it for the stories for sure, and the money actually wasn't that bad, especially back then. Met the girl I dated through that decade because of Domino's. It's funny how life works sometimes. I'll never forget the first time I had to take a delivery to the mall. My buddy who worked there asked before I left, "You going to pick up some girls in your clownsuit, dude?" Walk of shame. A year or two later was walking through the same mall on my way to work at TGIF. I saw the people working at the picture place who had to wear the propeller beanies and thought, " Could be worse"

 

[trostol]

I remember when me and my friend in our pre-teen years got into boarding and my first board was a cheap "Executioner" skateboard...I mainly carried it around vs riding because I kind of sucked...lol

My friend got more into it than me and started buying all the more expensive boards...he was a big Tony Hawk fan...

Edit: Mine was lime green

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i think i had that board

 

[Appleyard]

My first skataboard is actually still in print 25 years later....

 

[Flybynite]

BTW, when CBC and another news outlet attempted to inquire about this change to Twitter they were sent back an auto-reply POOP emoji.

Apparently for nearly a month now Elon has had [email protected] reply back any emails sent with a POOP emoji.

Yes. This is a company he paid over $40B for and has an email that previously had a department and staff dealing with questions from the press and also about statements they themselves sent out now changed to simply respond to any emails with a POOP emoji.

 

[Jack Straw]

 

[Beef Invictus]

BTW, when CBC and another news outlet attempted to inquire about this change to Twitter they were sent back an auto-reply POOP emoji.

Apparently for nearly a month now Elon has had [email protected] reply back any emails sent with a POOP emoji.

Yes. This is a company he paid over $40B for and has an email that previously had a department and staff dealing with questions from the press and also about statements they themselves sent out now changed to simply respond to any emails with a POOP emoji.

He's speedrunning Howard Hughes. He'll be peeing in jars living in a hotel within a year.

 

[Embiid]

BTW, when CBC and another news outlet attempted to inquire about this change to Twitter they were sent back an auto-reply POOP emoji.

Apparently for nearly a month now Elon has had [email protected] reply back any emails sent with a POOP emoji.

Yes. This is a company he paid over $40B for and has an email that previously had a department and staff dealing with questions from the press and also about statements they themselves sent out now changed to simply respond to any emails with a POOP emoji.

Musk is a piece o shit....

 

[swami24]

Clownsuit reminds me of this classic scene..

Learn it, know it live it.

Thought of that movie as soon as I read mall and clown suit.

 

[ellja3]

Who the hell gives you a promotion while you're on a maternity leave?

That's it, that's end of my message,

 

[Beef Invictus]

Who the hell gives you a promotion while you're on a maternity leave?

That's it, that's end of my message,

ROFL congrats? Good luck with that too. That is weird timing.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Who the hell gives you a promotion while you're on a maternity leave?

That's it, that's end of my message,

Maybe a bit of a "get the hell back to work ASAP" nudge? Congrats on the promotion!

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@Beef Invictus Microsoft has announced they're now going by a weather-based categorization of threat actors. I cannot believe they're going to make me say this shit out loud. Here's the first page for example:

They're trying to kill me.

 

[ellja3]

Maybe a bit of a "get the hell back to work ASAP" nudge? Congrats on the promotion!

If they think that's gonna work.... Nah

 

[Young Sandwich]

@Beef Invictus Microsoft has announced they're now going by a weather-based categorization of threat actors. I cannot believe they're going to make me say this shit out loud. Here's the first page for example:

They're trying to kill me.

This is f***ing hilarious

 

[JojoTheWhale]

This is f***ing hilarious

I'm going to have to stand on a stage in front of a thousand people and call a group "Cuboid Sandstorm" while trying to retain credibility. I may die of embarrassment.

 

[ajgoal]

@Beef Invictus Microsoft has announced they're now going by a weather-based categorization of threat actors. I cannot believe they're going to make me say this shit out loud. Here's the first page for example:

They're trying to kill me.

Shut down the internet. It's over.

 

[Young Sandwich]

I'm going to have to stand on a stage in front of a thousand people and call a group "Cuboid Sandstorm" while trying to retain credibility. I may die of embarrassment.

SPANDEX TEMPEST

 

[JojoTheWhale]

SPANDEX TEMPEST

"The Official Threat Actor of your Montreal Sexpos ®"

 

[dragonoffrost]

@Beef Invictus Microsoft has announced they're now going by a weather-based categorization of threat actors. I cannot believe they're going to make me say this shit out loud. Here's the first page for example:

They're trying to kill me.

Kryptonite Panda.... I would just crack up laughing.